Writer Rob (underscore) @WriterRob_

VAXXED AND MASKED! Your favorite impostor and unpublished author. Please remind me I’m supposed to be #writing right now. Kthx! United States Joined March 2009

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Writer Rob (underscore) @WriterRob_

4 years ago

Now Carmen Sandiego needs to make a video saying “Where in the World was I? I was right by your side all along.”

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4 years ago

Sooo @RefAubrey how do tonight’s developments affect the console game roster?

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4 years ago

The pile of release requests on Vince’s desk tomorrow:

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4 years ago

Y’all. Vince is in big trouble. Bay bay. #AEWAllOut

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4 years ago

Why don’t we give a little credit to the Texan anti-abortionists who are so generously offering to take in these precious babies they’re saving with this law. They sound really committed to raising them in a safe and stable environment. Hmm? Seriously? Not at all? Well, F them!

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4 years ago

Since I don’t look at LinkedIn, but I still get those notification emails, allow me to officially congratulate everyone for all of their professional achievements and anniversaries.

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4 years ago

Everybody’s coming down on Biden, but according to them, he alone destroyed an entire country’s defense capabilities in less than seven months as president. That’s a pretty unbelievable achievement. Literally.

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4 years ago

I can’t believe I put all my money into Fungible Tokens.

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4 years ago

I’m starting to realize I could just use this GIF for most of my tweet replies.

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4 years ago

Eric Clapton writing a song for anti-maskers is like Wolfgang Puck creating his own Extra Value Meal at McDonald’s.

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4 years ago

Support The Writer Next Door patreon.com/johnhelpsyoucr…

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4 years ago

NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

4 years ago

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4 years ago

I agree the Milk Crate Challenge is too dangerous. I broke three teeth trying to eat one of those things.

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4 years ago

Sheesh, I get that we're a red state, but this is taking that identity a bit too far.

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4 years ago

Sheesh, I get that we're a red state, but this is taking that identity a bit too far.

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Writer Rob (underscore) @WriterRob_

4 years ago

I’ll give you one hint as to how much work I’ve done today. HINT: I’m giving hints on Twitter as to how much work I’ve done today.

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4 years ago

I must officially state I was misled by Mr. Breeze Exotic as he was clearly unfit to compete tonight. I will be addressing this with my legal team, but in the meantime I wish @SJ_1283 the best of luck in defending her title.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

I’m halfway through season 1 of Next Generation and I’m kinda pissed I never listened to the Trek fans 30 years ago. It’s so good.

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4 years ago

TONIGHT! @WriterRob_ is prepared to plow through the competition to bring home the @TheSweetzLive Championship, and dare I say, I’m going to make this tournament rather…EXOTIC.