Xcode Has Crashed @XcodeHasCrashed
xcodehascrashed.tumblr.com The bowels of developer hell Joined March 2012-
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📷 Dammit, Xcode, you’re not helping! tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2MROyXO
📷 Xcode has been reading a Thomas Jefferson biography. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2KK1OVj
📷 [Reader submission] Xcode prefers the ® symbol. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2I5Vb21
📷 Some days, Xcode gets a day off. The crash dialog, however, does not. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2I0EC0R
📷 Xcode would prefer you see a chiropractor for alignment. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2HJci4c
📷 That is IT. Xcode has HAD IT with my MOTHERFUCKING CODE on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2HDi8TQ
📷 Xcode thinks I should have done this months ago. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2HDh_gO
📷 Xcode enjoys force-casting blame. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2FoxbNH
Very meta.
📷 🎶 Let the beachball spin oooooonnn….Xcode doesn’t bother me anyway. 🎶 tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2D_0Vam
Xcode wouldn't sign until I filled out agreement at developer.apple.com. Next, I expect it to say "Unable to sign code. Messy house."
📷 Xcode would like iMessage apps to get off its lawn. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2CkdTgo
📷 Xcode really needs a new psychiatrist. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2CP2zUK
📷 Xcode is prepping for the return of American Football season. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2BUadkL
📷 Xcode is built like a bistro, but handles like a dilapidated steakhouse. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v2BR7TTS
Me: quit Xcode Xcode: never! Me: then work Xcode: never! Me: ok then... force quit Xcode: you can't force me to do anything Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
My day as an Xcode screenshot.
📷 Xcode is a big fan of early Avril Lavigne. tmblr.co/Zxf0_v28vnnzi
If I had a dollar for every time I crashed Xcode via LLDB today, I wouldn't need to be using Xcode, or have a job at all.
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