Shit Developers Say @oocdevs
I'm a designer who works around coders. This is kinda how they sound. Powered by @lrenhrda. Any dev shop w/ a Chemex Joined November 2012-
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With the unbearable heat these days, it’s important to remember to watch your data hydration.
“Looks like they styled it ✨ W I T H ✨ E M O T I O N ✨”
“A whole lot of hands touched this.” It’s 2021 and that statement now makes my skin crawl 🦠👏🧼🧴
Shit Developers Say retweeted
web programming is like "oh you want to do that? yeah just install fflardbarge, and run it inside an ankle container and deploy it with pisswizard. What? you want to know how to program it yourself? Good luck, nobody knows that"
‘Hondurians smell funny.’ ‘Whoa hang on, I think you mean durians smell funny.’
"'You have to scrub and sanitize it.' Hey you should put that one on your Twitter." ☑️ Done
You have to touch every ticket at least once. The tickets have needs.
“The longer the meeting goes, the higher the chance someone’s gonna get semantic satiation.”
“I’m gonna scrub the back yard.” He means groom the backlog.
Shit Developers Say retweeted
"We're thinking about renting a space for our remote employees in the same city to work together." Do you mean an office? 🤔 "Sort of, but we don't want to call it that."
GalileoFive @_galileofive
1 Followers 386 Following
Bobby Moon @ActuallyBobby
144 Followers 612 Following Marketing (i.e. Slides & Shirts) #SanPellegrino
Gustav Sundblad @g_sundblad
74 Followers 460 Following
Jan Ernefors @JErnefors
24 Followers 100 Following
Ralf Träskman @ralftraskman
371 Followers 929 Following Do IT-Sec at Swedish medical products agency. Floorball coach, Pet Shop Boys fan.
Johan Persson @JoPe72
489 Followers 701 Following Senior Technical Expert at EngageGroup. Unhealthy obsession with podcating. Hosting the podcasts En Liten Podd om IT DynamicsUpdate and The Nerd Herd.
Christina Aldan @luckygirliegirl
3K Followers 3K Following Forward. Positive. Creative. Brand Strategy Consultant at Arana Software #IAmAGoodMix #EQ https://t.co/lESxDL5jsC she/her
Zone Dr. @📻NJ YAY @grasshoppa134
261 Followers 4K Following Nothing & nobody is a failure from GAD's perspective.Therefore what & whoever I'm is fine in this short trial version! Amazing🌏@⏱️tinkling education!
🇺🇦 Mykhä1LOL (... @z0r1k
274 Followers 1K Following eSport FTW – CS:GO @natusvincere. Footie fan. Opinions r my own and such BS.
_ @_mskec
52 Followers 417 Following
I am who I am @iamwhoiam2312
0 Followers 1 Following
Bruno C. aka Camper.a... @bcsilver20xx
457 Followers 2K Following Besta Sagrada da Santa Produtividade, Problem solver, Perfil só pros íntimos. Profissional: @bcsilva BraSonic (meu jogo): @brasonic
Junior @sosaysjunior
8 Followers 5 Following Junior's a backend dev. He’s brilliant at his job. He knows strange things. He says strange things. We like him because he makes work surreal. So we’re sharing.
ZaVa Sound @zavasound
283 Followers 2K Following Audio production resource. Creating tutorial based @YouTube videos to assist people like you in the technical entertainment industry. Need help? Contact us!
Ilya Tulvio @ilyatulvio
783 Followers 2K Following Engineering leadership @BuildingEcho, formerly @thisisdare, @madebymany and @FrontEndLondon. he/him
John Balladares @jaballadares
220 Followers 2K Following San Francisco raised. Knowledge enthusiast. Exasperated marketer.
Kenzaburo Gell-Mantí... @HOPROPlusPlus
54 Followers 1K Following The Best Homeless Objective-C++ Programmer On Earth – With Homeless Experience In New York, Los Angeles, and Baltimore
Matt Balcers @MattBalcers
330 Followers 1K Following Entrepreneurially spirited designer, sports, design and tech aficionado. Founder of @oxiworks
Steve. No, not that o... @AnarchoRugger
128 Followers 293 Following I'm not saying nothing until my lawyer is present
Rob @robliota
80 Followers 560 Following Software developer. Unlicensed cello operator. I try to write things both humans and compilers can understand.
Mark Arrowsmith @arrowsmith_mc
35 Followers 524 Following
virtualadrian @virtualadrian
285 Followers 839 Following Geek, Software Developer, Martial Artist, Photographer...
krrronus @mrkronus
82 Followers 1K Following
John Wigner @squall410
63 Followers 262 Following
Harriet @HarrietdeWet
169 Followers 378 Following Service designer. Currently pursuing an MSc in Global Migrations & Social Justice
Pavel Yelkin @pavel_yelkin
6 Followers 307 Following
Rotem Raviv (She/Her) @RhoTemple
120 Followers 544 Following
7flip @sevenflip
53 Followers 321 Following
Zilog @zilog380
26 Followers 315 Following
Dennis Tel @dennistel90
259 Followers 2K Following CTO @aiden_cx | Elixir, Kotlin, Elm | Opinions expressed are my own. | https://t.co/InCML5yu3P
Matthias Vissers @MrPoissonnier
104 Followers 386 Following Born and raised in Antwerp. Into marketing. Movie addict. Italy lover.
Evan @evanfisherman1
26 Followers 497 Following
floriankrueger @xcuze
114 Followers 146 Following Software Developer & Enthusiast; Caffeine-Based Lifeform
Muki Seiler @muuki88
512 Followers 1K Following Scala / Typescript dev. sbt-native-packager maintainer. He/him. Working @gutefrageIT 🤘❤️ https://t.co/qEOetHmanx
samkusnetz @samkusnetz
414 Followers 196 Following i'm on mastodon, not here. https://t.co/zExwxpywug
Code807 @Code_807
82 Followers 534 Following Pixel Artist, Programmer. I don't tweet much. Contact for commission prices | Telegram Stickers: https://t.co/D1hAr378wp
Joshua George @sdrowymkram
84 Followers 347 Following Technologist, Pilot in training, Organic Gardener
Henrik Mathisen @paran0iid
9 Followers 34 Following
The Parallel Sliders @ParallelSliders
6 Followers 4 Following The misadventures of that other group of Sliders that left that other parallel Earth. The one where the gate doesn't squeak.
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
328K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
Figure 53 @Figure53
3K Followers 245 Following Makers of @QLabApp and @GoButtonApp. Need tech help? Please email: [email protected] We help people put on a great show!
Junior Founder @jnr_founder
286 Followers 219 Following
Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker
19K Followers 24 Following Fat guy who knows C++. Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts.
Hipster Hacker @hipsterhacker
53K Followers 15 Following In an age of robotic macro brewing, I create small-batch + handcrafted software.
I Am Devloper @iamdevloper
409K Followers 0 Following just your friendly neighbourhood printer fixer 💸 promotional content: https://t.co/mz9fc9Cprl
NSHipster @NSHipster
29K Followers 14 Following A journal of the overlooked bits in Objective-C, Swift, and Cocoa.
Xcode Has Crashed @XcodeHasCrashed
112 Followers 1 Following
Rebecca (Slatkin) Slo... @RebeccaSlatkin
23K Followers 4K Following Founder, influencer, magician. I am none of these. Geriatric iOS biped. Great in humorous portrayal only.
nickshenanigans @nickshenanigans
10 Followers 12 Following These are *literally* Nick's shenanigans.
Adam Miskiewicz @skevy
3K Followers 2K Following sr staff eng @airbnb infra. previously @expo_io, @ChalkChisel
Whingy Designer @whingydesignr
749 Followers 1 Following Web Designer. If the developer says no, they're just being difficult. Submit it for client approval anyway
CommitsFromLastNight @commitsfln
394 Followers 2 Following Automatic merge failed; fix conflicts and then commit the result. *Note - code advise given here is probably really bad advise because bad code is funny*
Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts
143K Followers 2K Following Carrot is one of the most famous vegetable in the world.
Design Stats @DesignStats
3K Followers 0 Following Statistical analysis for the modern designer. A @twitter exclusive.
DevOps Borat @DEVOPS_BORAT
43K Followers 442 Following Cultural Learnings of DevOps for Make Benefit Glorious Teams of Devs and Ops.
Shit HN Says @shit_hn_says
17K Followers 0 Following
Emily Bennet @emilybennet
544 Followers 235 Following
Ben Slavin @benslavin
395 Followers 444 Following Engineer, designer, developer and strategist. Advocate for the four-in-hand knot.
Nick Hudkins @nickhudkins
828 Followers 647 FollowingTrends for United States
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