z2h @_1gbps

Serving aboard the Enterprise. Opinions/tweets not my own. Ignore everything I say. I am a computer. i.wwebsite.as.on.the.inter.net pale blue dot aka paradise Joined June 2011

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z2h @_1gbps

6 years ago

First step to fixing a problem is writing the failing test.

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z2h @_1gbps

6 years ago

Hey @googlecloud is us-central1-a down??? 100% wait time on all my systems. Down :(

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z2h @_1gbps

7 years ago

dd: invalid number ‘1m’ every time

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Quad @Kuwaddo

7 years ago

quality linux error messages

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dave @dave_daves

7 years ago

#phishing kit targeting #iCloud "Please if you wish to have something like this do not stole just buy it so we can develop some more function to help you and us as well !" #PleaseDoNotCheatTheCheater

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a bunch of rats✨ @RatsPicnic

7 years ago

Tongs

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Dr Tlaleng Mofokeng @drtlaleng

7 years ago

Moving on swiftly from things that don't serve you is a good skill. Staying for a period while you plan, not bad at all.

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@sehurlburt Hey! I'm making Epitasis, a non-violent game centered around hiking and exploring a vast colorful alien world and discovering a long forgotten alien civilization. store.steampowered.com/app/662240/Epi…

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Ross Ulbricht @RealRossU

7 years ago

Hi, this is Ross! I’m hoping to find my voice here after all these years of silence. It has been a strange journey, but I’m so grateful for all those who’ve shown love and support and held me up through the hard times. You give me strength.

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z2h @_1gbps

7 years ago

I hereby demand all caps lock keys be permanently remapped to the escape key.

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z2h @_1gbps

7 years ago

1 | 2 = ???

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J̽eͫsͤsͫeͤ R̽eͭbͤeͣlͫ @darkseid4nk

7 years ago

The sound of dial-up explained.

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John Arundel @bitfield

7 years ago

This is some amazing engineering. Uber is using advanced signal processing, 3D maps, and a complex server infrastructure to improve GPS location for cellphones in built-up areas eng.uber.com/rethinking-gps/

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z2h @_1gbps

7 years ago

This is just wrong... A guy with a 9M YouTube subscribers showing little kids goatse references. I found my innocent little 6-year-old niece watching this video one night.

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z2h @_1gbps

7 years ago

It's always fun in bot town.

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z2h @_1gbps

7 years ago

Why does twitter think I'm looking to get a business degree near New York? I've been getting inundated by irrelevant ads today. All ads are terrible but these ones are particularly mistargeted.

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David Amador 🐙 @DJ_Link

7 years ago

In The Matrix they couldn't hide the camera in doorknob reflection, so the camera still shows but they tried to disguise it with a coat to match Morpheus tie.