Sky Luke @_Cl1che

We're here, let's enjoy it the best we can. Indiana, USA Joined September 2012

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

Poetry with quill 🪶 Written on rose 🌹 With my blood 🩸

Déborah @dvorahfr

2 years ago

Poetry with quill 🪶 Written on rose 🌹 With my blood 🩸

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Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope

4 years ago

You're only as old as you feel like drunk-dialing to tell them that you are high as fuck. For a whole day. I dont know how old that is but it's an accurate number.

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Domenick Lombardozzi @D_Lombardozzi

4 years ago

Talking about auditions with @DougStanhope 😂 Check out the full interview #DomsDen 🎧 linktr.ee/lombardozzi @actionparkmedia What's your best audition story/moment? Let me know! bit.ly/3gPAkFy to check us out on YouTube ▶️

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MrBeast @MrBeast

5 years ago

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

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Zach, Impulse 101☠ @The_Zach55

5 years ago

Alright #comedy fans I'm gonna #giveaway 2 orders of @DougStanhope's latest special #TheDyingofALastBreed so you degenerates don't have to pirate it! -Follow me -RT and Like this -Comment your favorite Stanhope Special Ends on Friday, save your money for Popov Vodka. 🤣

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Sky Luke @_Cl1che

6 years ago

#SuperBowlLIV

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Sky Luke @_Cl1che

6 years ago

#JuiceOnF2 @TheRealOJ32 @Flagrant2NEB

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Keith Carey @keithtellsjokes

6 years ago

If you’re in Vegas please keep an eye out for my friend Margo, she’s missing and her cousin is trying to find her. Let @BadGalTuhRiri know if you see her

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Glenn Wool @GlennWool

6 years ago

In the old days comedians were allowed to speak their minds They changed that about 5 years ago in an attempt to make sure no one could ever possibly be offended by anything Very bland stand up on the Telly followed Happy Boris Johnson day everyone. You earned him

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Sky Luke @_Cl1che

7 years ago

#Albuquerqueisashithole Chris should appaulogize for saying this city is a shithole? but ur ok with women getting abortions??? #doublestandards #TheTenCommandments

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Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope

7 years ago

I long for the days when they didn't need smoke machines in a concert. It was just smokers. #BudgetCosts

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Sky Luke @_Cl1che

7 years ago

Let’s play together on Idle Miner Tycoon! imt.gsc.im/aPe7dl5O3s

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Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

7 years ago

I'm thankful for women, the greatest creatures on earth. Because, without women, there would be no cookies.

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Sky Luke @_Cl1che

7 years ago

are birds who don't fly, just afraid of heights?

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Sky Luke @_Cl1che

8 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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Sky Luke @_Cl1che

8 years ago

We should have a new Twitter game, click on a tweet link and see how many pages it takes u to go to for seemingly real profiles all containing seemingly harmless tweets where u end up at a Russian profile that all the tweets are linked too, Then take a shot of vodka 4 every page