James Inman @_james_inman

Comedian, insane ramblings, also in the Unbookables movie. linktr.ee/jamesinman Joined October 2016

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 days ago

Alex Jones entire schtick in the mid-1990s was Posse Comitatus. For thirty years he endlessly jabbered on about National Guard Troops taking over the country. Now his fanbase are cheering it on as if they were black out drunk for thirty years and forgot what they just said.

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James Inman @_james_inman

a week ago

The more I watch the news and keep up with current events the more I believe the dumbest people who stay drunk, don't vote, have no opinion, don't stand up, speak out, pick a side or fight for anything are the only ones making the world a better place.

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James Inman @_james_inman

a week ago

My grandmother used to make the strongest drip coffee possible. Never used a spoon to measure, just dumped it in to top off the filter. Now that I'm her age I can still recall her deep wisdom, "What's the point of drinking this shit if it's not going to fuck you up."

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 weeks ago

Ever get into an argument with a comedian on social media then find out you started doing standup comedy before they were born? "Oh, so you think you know comedy, do you? I'll bet you do. You know your mom used to love comedy..."

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 weeks ago

This is some pure uncut comedy right here. 👇

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4 weeks ago

This is some pure uncut comedy right here. 👇

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 months ago

It's always twenty-year-old kids screaming Free Palestine. Wait till you get my age at sixty-two and see the world come to the brink of nuclear war again and again over these two groups of religious nutbags after 40 years.

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 months ago

I'm going to be headlining the 1st Amendment Brew Haha at Legends in KC this Wed, Thurs and Sat and Sun (Friday no show on 4th of July). Come out to watch me lose my shit on stage. Guaranteed trainwreck I promise.

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James Inman @_james_inman

2 months ago

The people who say you should never talk about politics or religion at a party don't want to talk about literature, history, film, art, philosophy, culture, psychology or current events either. They want to talk about sports.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

Israel reminds me of a tweaker peering through the shades out the window at a white van when we've told them 15 billion times it's just the dude next door who owns a white van.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

People take offense when someone as dumb as I am points out how stupid they are.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

I'm not picking a side in your stupid war, protest or conflict. My new political party is take mushrooms, get drunk and try to stay as fucked up as possible.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

I'm going to have to take Mexico's side in the war of L.A. MS-13 risk their lives everyday bringing party drugs into this country. While cops, National Guard and Marines aren't that fun to hang out with, have shit taste in music and flinch every time there's a loud noise.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

It's not going to mean fuck all which side you took in a war against Russia or Ukraine after we're all dead, puking our guts out from gamma radiation or shitting Cesium-137 for the next 30 years.

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

Dear Israel, I'm not going to make any dumb arguments about Palestine, the IDF, self-defense, Netanyahu or genocide. All you're supposed to do is follow the Torah. Remember last time you pissed off God? You wandered around for 1900 years after Rome destroyed the Second Temple.…

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James Inman @_james_inman

3 months ago

Fuck Ukraine and fuck Zelensky. That shithole country is going to bring us to the brink of nuclear war. Who dung up Reagan's head and reattached it to the Democratic party? When did you become warmongering cunts? Not my party anymore and fuck Trump too.

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 months ago

See what happens when you clean out your basement? Found an old headshot of Joey "Coco" Diaz. This was Seattle, back in the 90s laying low on the witness protection program. @madflavor

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James Inman @_james_inman

4 months ago

To whoever is wondering why I haven't tweeted much these past few months it's because I'm writing a fucking book. I know I should occasionally write something here, and that's why I'm posting this. I'll keep you updated on the latest developments. Carry on.