TheRealFakeEltonMusk @nmtatman5000
Just another effing guy... Albuquerque, NM Joined April 2017-
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An hour before gametime and some pretty fierce wind blowing, but New Mexicans love a good Cinco de Mayo party. Beer is flowing. Al Hurricane Jr. concert rolling. La Bamba is playing. Not too bad an afternoon at @ABQTopes Park.
C'mon Get with it. Be part of the grind. bwdtour.com
C'mon Get with it. Be part of the grind. bwdtour.com
Eugene, OR Tonight. @_TomRhodes Headlines with @andyandrist This is stand-up comedy. In a club. No net. Pull that crumpled 20 out of your boot. olsenrun.com/products/tom-r…
The San Juans Near Telluride
Always read the Good Doctor on Kentucky Derby Day, everyone: grantland.com/features/looki…
Eugene, OR Special Night May 5 Legend @_TomRhodes With @andyandrist olsenrun.com/products/tom-r…
May is here. Time to Work. @BillyWayneDavis No sneezes, no sniffles, moderately red eyes. bwdtour.com
May is here. Time to Work. @BillyWayneDavis No sneezes, no sniffles, moderately red eyes. bwdtour.com
@nmtatman5000 @BillyWayneDavis Here's a bit from over 20 years ago (uploaded to YT 17 years ago) about a guy who declared himself a Long Island hall-of-fame all star. He rented a theater and not one person bought a ticket. youtube.com/watch?v=idIvus…
May the 4th be with you #maythe4thBeWithYou #maytheForceBeWithYou
May the 4th be with you #maythe4thBeWithYou #maytheForceBeWithYou
Commissioned by a soon-to-be father for his *very* pregnant wife, this cake ended up being baked while she went into labor! Baby’s first birthday cake! (exclusively enjoyed by mom and dad, of course). I’m sure they both needed the extra sugar that week. 🍼👶🎂 #CeliacSafeBaking
@creativeponds What if it wasn't a bear? What if it was a man? A man doing nefarious man things? Maybe trying to steal your DNA to plant it at a crime scene? Or something...? I don't know. All of this bear vs. man discourse is getting to me. 🤷♀️ I knew someone eaten by a bear, too! But... 👀🐻😶
The line was long, but, I got mine.
I drove 420 miles round trip to see @BillyWayneDavis live and all I got was the Coolest Candle Warmer ever! bwdtour.com
I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si… via @YouTube
If you’re in Eugene, OR you gotta see these sick ass chodes! May 5th. olsenrun.com/products/tom-r… Especially Tom Rhodes English breakfast! Live! Comedy! You beautiful bastards! @issueswithandy @andyandrist get it!! 🤗😎🤙
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An hour before gametime and some pretty fierce wind blowing, but New Mexicans love a good Cinco de Mayo party. Beer is flowing. Al Hurricane Jr. concert rolling. La Bamba is playing. Not too bad an afternoon at @ABQTopes Park.
@ItsMrsRabbitToU This is MY body. Eat this in remembrance of me, Bitch.
Still not happy with the tie but love my shirt jacket connection
Also proud to get the neck tie knot that centered. Little triumphs
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