When your son doubles his sentence length in the past two weeks, then comes out with this:
"Yuckiest, pooiest nappy ever seen in the whole world!"
You know you're in for a howler.
#DadOps#DadLife
How do Mums or Dads get to binge watch any series on Netflix? I have no time, none at all, to do any such thing.
Btw, did I tell you I was creating an online library system for my son's Kindy!
Yeah, that's where my time goes. 😃
Blown away by our neighbours. They know we ended up in A&E while on holiday & my husband has suffered a serious hernia which will hopefully be operated on in the next 2 weeks & I’m still recovering. So while we’re away someone has been in & mowed our lawn! How amazing is that?!
Things you never expected to say, but is completely normal when you have kids.
The boys are in the bath. Me: "Stop! Take that Octopus off your willy."
Tell me your story of normalising weird things. #LifeWithKids
Anyone feel like submitting their favourite kids jokes? We have lots but would love loads more!
And follow @_KidsJokes for about 2 or 3 jokes per day. Thanks!
Anyone feel like submitting their favourite kids jokes? We have lots but would love loads more!
And follow @_KidsJokes for about 2 or 3 jokes per day. Thanks!
My 2 year old absolutely loves this one. He'll say it happily throughout the whole meal just saying "Bam-BOO!" and chuckling every time. For this, I love it too.
Please help me gather lots of jokes (now 81) by submitting your own at joke.glitch.me (thanks to @glitch).
My 2 year old absolutely loves this one. He'll say it happily throughout the whole meal just saying "Bam-BOO!" and chuckling every time. For this, I love it too.
Please help me gather lots of jokes (now 81) by submitting your own at joke.glitch.me (thanks to @glitch).
Hi all, am starting up a Twitter account so you can tell your kids jokes every day. Not yet automatic but soon. Please follow and stay tuned for more features.
Coming soon: Submit your own!
Hi all, am starting up a Twitter account so you can tell your kids jokes every day. Not yet automatic but soon. Please follow and stay tuned for more features.
Coming soon: Submit your own!
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