Jared Chandler @_JaredChandler
https://t.co/Ue3hWjRNBc Colorado, USA Joined September 2013-
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Bro how does Home Depot keep their plants alive better than me
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I cut my tongue on a tootsie pop today. I am 26 years old
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Today was one of those “big growth days” you hear everyone talking about
We should all be uniting to fight against the real enemy: lizards and snakes
We’re in so much trouble you guys stay off the apps, hug people and tell them you love them, eat stuff you like and take care of your neighbors ie everyone on earth we’re all we got
Omg this is the longest I’ve been on twitter in so long and I can feel my soul atrophy.
You can disagree with something and still provide basic human rights and access to healthcare like love thy neighbor when did that go out of style. #fearvslovealways
You can disagree with something and still provide basic human rights and access to healthcare like love thy neighbor when did that go out of style. #fearvslovealways
Am I reading this wrong or do people like not go out anymore unless it’s like a huge concert? Like seems like less and less people just casually go to a coffee shop or a book store or a comedy show I mean… where is everyone?
I thought Storks delivered human babies to your doorstep
I thought Storks delivered human babies to your doorstep
Riiiiight right right right this explains so much
Riiiiight right right right this explains so much
You know that commercial where the Dad climbs out the back seat with his self-driving car? This was the complete opposite of that
What did you do last night? Oh you know just shouted into the void for an hour then crashed on the couch
The news is just a doomsday reel but social media is a highlight reel and somehow both are bad??
If I had the day off I wouldn’t say anything but I think #PresidentsDay is a silly holiday and you should work unless you’ve been saving for a mattress
Comedy drinking game: take a shot every time someone brings up the decriminalization of mushrooms
If we’re all still alive in 50 years we’ll be saying, “Yeah but com’on I mean… it was the 20’s!”
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