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"Mitch's Meals" quick lunch is scrambled egg on toast, topped with grated cheese, some parsley and a splash of ketchup. Inspired by someone on here yesterday.
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Festival tickets for next your.... Bought.
See that on the horizon.. That's the weekend that is #CLM
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I'm buying tickets to a festival in the morning. Who wants to come with me?
Fell a bit lost , now I've run out of Poppies ... I have photos of other poppies but they are from the National Memorial Arboretum , and I'm not sharing those and the flag shaggers will definitely weaponize them
For full context... This is what I replied to
Think I might have touched a nerve.. Like how he QT's me, then blocks 🙄
"Mitch's Meals" Thursday innit. So you know what I'll be doing about half eight tonight...
QT you in glasses 🤓
QT you in glasses 🤓 https://t.co/SFn6MKkXlJ
That "wicked" cake lady has been in again and tempted me with her wares
To me, there is a difference between trying to "game the system" and deliberately breaking the rules. Doesn't make either of them right though.
The "sliced" finger didn't look as bad as I thought it might.
Much better than yesterday's rain #CLM
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I'll leave you tonight with this "poppy of the day" It'll be the last in this short series and although that's sad... It's probably a good thing as it'll soon be "weaponised" by the flag shaggers
"Mitch's Meals" jacket spuds with a sort seafood sauce and salad. Salad had homegrown tomatoes, radish and cucumber in it.
We've discovered that using the microwave , knocks out the WiFi in this house.....
Sliced my finger at work today ... I am NOT looking forward to removing the plaster
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