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"Kicking ass and forgetting names!" - Alzheimer's Fight Club
I got you some antidepressants for Christmas. I hope that makes you happy.
I'm Hispanic, but not ask me how to say something in Spanish Hispanic.
I hate when I'm trying to think of a tweet but just end up crying on my couch instead
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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by not leavin any witnesses
Donald Trump's closing speech: "This is the land of the free, not the land of the frijoles"
Haha, have you ever watched that show? I actually loved it 😛 @jake_likes_naps
*on a date* Me: OMG, I love your bracelet, where did you get it? Him: I'm not wearing one? Me: It's adorable
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Never fuck with a woman who finally wakes up and realizes her worth.
I'm all out of clarity today, sorry I didn't clarify sooner.
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I once dated a girl for 2 months because she had a trampoline
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Tragically Tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl
39K Followers 932 Following Observer of people and other stupid things. 🐾 Shitposter extraordinaire
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
22K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz
46K Followers 5K Following Tourette’s makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me anxiety. Drummer. Pixie. Hockey fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. she/her
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 48K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Trey @treydayway
44K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Lovely Potatoes @robin_991
19K Followers 8K Following As seen on KTLA. I ran the NY marathon. Drowning in bubbles. Napping on treadmills
Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin
14K Followers 7K Following
Stace Fiction @girl_a_whirl
19K Followers 3K Following For a time like this iTweet https://t.co/dozpQM4LJw https://t.co/q20igVBwmn
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
ReginaWright @gR2N3MmY7W2ImYA
15 Followers 510 Following
Terrill Conroy @ConroyTerr41601
56 Followers 2K Following
Lynesma @Lynesma156776
50 Followers 658 Following Mong cuộc đời bạn được tươi sáng ,Nó sẽ thành hiện thực ,Làm những gì bạn làm ,Người yêu bạn sẽ đến với mình
هاني المحمد... @uqnleg9R3XvkVyM
84 Followers 1K Following
رائد السواع... @dh_rayd
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Tom@costa @AdemiltoCosta
155 Followers 4K Following
Northen Industries @norindmed
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Enrenth @mythrowaway17
2 Followers 105 Following
Evelyn Amponsah @Evelynsah
2K Followers 3K Following I am a mom, entrpreneur and studen(graduating soon). My aim is to help make a better place by doing my part. Which is ..... creating jobs and through non-profit
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
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Leoranson78 @leoranson78
431 Followers 3K Following
Myles 🇨🇦 @myles_morrison
5K Followers 6K Following Tweeting without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. New comedy album out now | https://t.co/qfo0h2pgEm
Kyle @Kyle99184790
0 Followers 76 Following
Savage Moms Club @SavageMomsClub
683 Followers 994 Following I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom! Right, Regina? | #MommyLife | #DaddyLife | #ParentLife | Savage Parent Memes and everything sweet in between.
M. Ramos @Mariargs1
7 Followers 77 Following No busques nada profundo, yo he venido a jugar. Pero por si te interesa me gustan los libros, la series, el cine y todo lo relacionado con la II Guerra Mundial.
M. Ramos @Meli08622765
4 Followers 74 Following
Heather BeaDandelion�... @BeaDandelion
466 Followers 1K Following BeaDandelion© https://t.co/paJmjfE9qR https://t.co/AUsU9dEvAA
The GodFather @Qangrei
710 Followers 2K Following The preface page of a book. Nobody likes to read me
chris cowper @chris98cowper
13 Followers 165 Following
Terry Begner @BegasaurusRex
115 Followers 731 Following Fan of the Vancouver Canucks, Philadelphia Eagles, BC Lions, The Beatles, Rush, Queensryche, west coast living, pop culture, guitars, 1951 Mercurys & Dr Pepper
Laura Marie @lmegordon
24K Followers 2K Following I'm a mom, an aspiring novelist, and a political activist.
S. @SonjaBug
13 Followers 27 Following Inked American-Deutsche photog, mama, & fan of all things food, beer, red & green chile (NM baby!), & the Packs. Wifey to a Cowgirls fan, but he still has my ❤
Annie @Annie931021
1 Followers 38 Following
Sarcastic Tharki @sarcaxtictharki
19 Followers 323 Following Just a lame guy trying to be sarcastic! Tharki hoon ashleel bhi! Tharak overloaded! Offensive n dank content!
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3K Followers 3K Following Momx3|MSW|Writer https://t.co/cTr4UMmbA2 @washingtonpost @onparenting @huffpost @TODAYshow @chickensoupsoul @salon @scarymommy @mommypoppins @dailymailtv
मसखरा @rajeshjagmohan
33 Followers 820 Following मेरे सब दुश्मन यही, बैरी यही! बाकी सब अपने हैं, मैं जाऊँ कहीं!!
Natalie Brown @NatBrown1121
88 Followers 180 Following
Isela @Isela_98391
7 Followers 107 Following
iamdesperado @iamdesperado
20 Followers 489 Following
Claudia Funck @ClaudiaFunck
0 Followers 3 Following
PaigePaigePaige @Paige__Maguire
12 Followers 135 Following I'm a brit but I prefer coffee https://t.co/tnvA3nf6RK
Fierce Mama Wild Chil... @meghanmod
589 Followers 664 Following Mom to one 👦🏽, 💜er of all things glitter ✨, horror & Disney 🎥 addict. Body mod enthusiast & mental health advocate. SPED Educator.
Dan @DanK1929
136 Followers 1K Following Something witty, or sarcastic. Winning Bigly with Trump. Not antisocial, but anti-socialist.
Crystal Henson @Crystal_Henson
44 Followers 210 Following Small business owner. Jill of all trades. Wife. Mother of boys.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Tragically Tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl
39K Followers 932 Following Observer of people and other stupid things. 🐾 Shitposter extraordinaire
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
22K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 48K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
Trey @treydayway
44K Followers 5K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Stace Fiction @girl_a_whirl
19K Followers 3K Following For a time like this iTweet https://t.co/dozpQM4LJw https://t.co/q20igVBwmn
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
59K Followers 3K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/hYaRTXyflG
LTB @_Tempo11
35K Followers 6K Following Doctor. Holistic as fuck. Every Starbucks barista hates me... https://t.co/JCGn74YlZn
Overwatch 2 News @OscarINTEL
92K Followers 66 Following Overwatch 2 News, Updates, Memes, Clips, Esports
(((bex))) free palest... @IBexWeBex
106K Followers 2K Following all opinions here are my own and do not represent the opinions of any persons, companies, or entities i may work with. pro-peace. proudly jewish. exhausted.
Rich Cromwell @rcromwell4
5K Followers 2K Following Senior contributor @FDRLST. More words at @TheSpectator. Perambulator. https://t.co/jH4wUomeNy
🌴Sardonic Tart🌴 @SardonicTart
24K Followers 4K Following Former lifelong Buffalonian. Don't bother me. #billsmafia https://t.co/J6lNWjBX5r
Boss Chick™ @SexytotheNorth
86K Followers 31K Following
NotCarlitosway @reycarlos_88
1K Followers 773 Following a wise man once said, your opinion of me is none of my business https://t.co/dk1KpLgUrs
Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander
17K Followers 811 Following Sentient meat sack. Very demure. Very mindful. Hobbies include: colonizing, occupying, controlling the banks and media. https://t.co/btrGt4suBz
Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay
8K Followers 613 Following Novelist, Playwright, Artist, Tweetwright. I also frequently imitate a pig and do handpuppets to amuse my wife. RT=/=Endorsements
Parents @parents
4.4M Followers 8K Following We are here through every step of the parenting journey—from those big life decisions to the memory-making moments. *We may earn a commission on product links*
𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒�... @1_swarthy_dude
8K Followers 4K Following Capable of reposting what ever I want • You should try it • https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu
Matty Boom Batty @vlowgoes
11K Followers 5K Following Yeah I know it's twitter, but fuck you. I can still be nice and sincere, and fuck off if you don't like it.
Vanilla Cupcake @Vanilla_cupcak
5K Followers 764 Following Aggressively unfancy..Probably the best meat eater in the world..professional smiler; fart denier; the procrastination princess happily single ‘17
The Walking Dad @RealDMK
22K Followers 19K Following Tried to use the force but evidently they were the droids they were looking for.
Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson
27K Followers 3K Following Husband, dad, writer, person on TV. Owner, @sandiegomag. On-air for @foodnetwork, @bigtennetwork. This is all very strange.
Chorizo Breakfast Bur... @clitfinger
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Lazor @Lazor2828
21K Followers 12K Following Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.
jennananahhh @thebadjenn
9K Followers 2K Following Opinionated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fight Me (ง'̀-‘́)ง and only sometimes funny ʘ‿ʘ Personal favs: https://t.co/ifIxLOVwA0
Just Jeremiah @BYGH
11K Followers 9K Following It's not just you; my wife and kids can't stand my dad humor either. http://t.co/LZcNhPxoXU
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Forever Bamboozling @Jeeepsta
4K Followers 3K Following Fuck it, I'll just 'seize the day' tomorrow ...
OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy
43K Followers 17K Following Author of What It Means To Be a Mom out now
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13K Followers 3K Following Glaswegian. Ibiza resident. I Breathe, Love, rage tweet, & repeat. Bring back Favstar. ODAAT Recent tweets: https://t.co/6xw5HpYaT9
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2.2M Followers 1.3M Following Music. Comedy. Fitness. Outrageous!.... I explain in the video here→https://t.co/ieA94HDzQu
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21K Followers 3K Following the realist bitch at this junior league function
Savage @savagehippy
2K Followers 3K Following Politely described as eccentric and unpredictable. Bearded Cult Leader. I've been known to identify kool-aid flavors by smell alone. #3radthings
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10K Followers 5K Following | I'm all in as long as I don't have to be involved | Armed & Dadly | Chop Chop | https://t.co/2mobAMW2do
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3K Followers 834 Following ✨Accepting dm's only if i like you✨ I know I am pretty & yes I am married 💙💚💙💚https://t.co/sYD35tBuoFTrends for United States
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