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I took care of kids and families with HIV/AIDS before there was treatment. I diagnosed newborns and had to tell new parents the whole family was likely to die from the disease. I attended 25 funerals in 1995 alone. Maybe the Twitterverse can understand why another pandemic virus…
my dad is an entomologist, so I often find that something I have basically always known about bugs totally blows regular people's minds. I'm gonna start a thread of sick bug* facts that normies may or may not know. *using bug in the colloquial sense. entomologists stand down.
In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal. It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability. It did not.
There's a Democratic politician in Nebraska's state senate who's utilizing the filibuster on every debate to slow down the progress of anti-abortion or anti-trans bills. Senator Machaela Cavanaugh said "this is how the session is gonna be for every bill." More of this please.
I appreciate people who shovel/snow blow their driveways in perfect lines. My driveway looks like a three year old cut their own hair.
Neurotypicals be like: “I organized your kitchen for you! It works SO MUCH BETTER NOW, aren’t you grateful?!?!?” Us, surveying the damage, knowing it will take us weeks to put shit back in a way that makes sense for us: …uh, yes. Yes, of course thank you. Them: WELL YOU DON’T…
a massive death plume spanning multiple counties in Ohio is raining down hydrochloric acid onto people because a bomb train carrying vinyl chloride was deliberately classified as non-hazardous to save Norfolk Southern money and regulatory inconveniences
so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
On February 3, a horrifying railroad accident took place. A Norfolk Southern freight train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio. You might've seen images of the flames, but you probably haven't heard that unions were trying to prevent this exact accident. 🧵
BREAKING: The City of Toronto has officially voted against implementing 24/7 warming centres to protect unhoused people from suffering & freezing to death. The way this city treats unhoused people is just disgusting.
Remember when “I Love It” by Kanye West & Lil Pump was released and we all collectively listened to it for an entire season? No? Ok
The Taliban’s hatred of women extends beyond the living. It is now mandatory for store owners to cover the faces of mannequins. These dystopian images are a sign of how much worse life is going to become for Afghan women if the world doesn’t stand with them.
Stabbed man who got hit by 3 cars then thrown off a bridge probably died from the vaccine thebeaverton.com/2023/01/stabbe…
i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader
ADHD is selective hearing but you don’t get to do the selecting.
This ridiculous dialogue around the morality of stealing food. Nobody steals food unless they are desperate. Maybe instead of judging people who resort to stealing to feed themselves and their families, judge the systems that put them in that position in the first place.
Imagine if twenty one million people had died from contaminated air in the last three years.
If the vaccines were dangerous, they would have given them to the poor FIRST. They would have flooded the global south with “experimental vaccines.” Instead, the bourgeoisie took them immediately, and locked the IP.
me explaining to people who think that people living in poverty are just “lazy” that poverty is not a moral failing and that our society is actually failing at a deep systemic level

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