NotTheDay @_NotTheDay
Just a Canadian smart ass living their best life. Canada Joined February 2022-
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My emotions have been SENDING me. Fuck them, and fuck the dysregulation they rode in on too.
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Sometimes my thoughts are like Stephanie's ponytail. Ugly, ugly, very ugly.
Hello trauma It's my system Or the users What's the difference?
When you vibe too hard with Australia in June.
When you vibe too hard with Australia in June.
Back aches, back aches What you gonna do, what you going to when it's time to move.
Why the penguins? The US economy is in an absolute freefall and those tuxedo suited bastard are hoarding prime neolithic currency. Clearly.
Exactly.
As a Canadian, I unequivocally do not want to be part of the United States of America. To paraphrase the word of Joe, I am Canadian.
I shall refer to all owls henceforth as Hootlums. Cute thugs. @CBCNews
Am too. In yelling at its inability to recognize a date.
Am too. In yelling at its inability to recognize a date.
This 50 reply email chain could have been a five minute phone call.
Depends on your ethnicity. I was allowed more freedom, but wasn't kicked out left to roam all day. Had to tell my parents where I was, who I was with and give an ETA
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A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
Spotted in the wild, men using this to discuss their technique
Restraint? What's that?
Ouch
The little ways that life hurts you. 😭
The little ways that life hurts you. 😭
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