Chelsea @_RaptorGod_

🎃{25}🎃 God made me lactose intolerant to nerf my powers Torrance, CA Joined January 2013

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big boy online @idonotbleed

3 years ago

what if we kissed under the missile toad

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Chelsea @_RaptorGod_

3 years ago

Did my makeup today and a child just told me I looked beautiful. This is the start of my bad bitch era

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Chelsea @_RaptorGod_

3 years ago

My FBI agent is probably losing their mind because I've been listening to Magic by one direction on repeat

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Chelsea @_RaptorGod_

3 years ago

I just got swarmed by a gaggle of children wanting to play doctor. They provided me with better care than our own Healthcare system AND they gave me superpowers and a dinosaur tail 🦖

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Michael Myers @RealMMyers78

3 years ago

Horror Movie Icons enjoying Summer.

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♡ Selyna ♡ @spongeb00b_

3 years ago

💘🌙 good night

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mariah alissa @moonalissa_

3 years ago

scary movies & cuddles >>>

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Chelsea @_RaptorGod_

4 years ago

Petition to rename the Captain America movies to "James and the Giant Peach" 🍑

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wendy seany 𝜗𝜚 @wendyyros

4 years ago

he asked if i know about cars… yeah ik lightning mcqueen, can we fuck now 🙄

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Chelsea @_RaptorGod_

4 years ago

Shout out to Tumblr for this one 👌

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Big Time Rush @bigtimerush

4 years ago

Did we say 500k likes? We actually meant 433,132. New new unlocked!!

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Flavortown @flavortown

4 years ago

sheesh the met gala has all the stars out

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Chelsea @_RaptorGod_

4 years ago

Lord help me im simping big time over Doc Ock 😩💕

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MCU Fanatics @MCU_Fanatics

4 years ago

Doc Ock is back! #SpiderManNoWayHome

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pikachu stole my credit card and called me a bitch @FizzySodaWave

4 years ago

My last brain cell

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When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.