Richard Douché @_RichDouche_
I am the richest person in the world. I know this because I have more than half the money. America Joined May 2011-
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Someone asked me if I would vote for Hillary or Trump. Ha! I don't vote. If I want someone to be President, I simply buy them the presidency
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I just bought all but 1 ticket for a flight I do not intend to take. Whoever buys the final seat is gonna look like a pretentious douche!
I know property in Nevada is cheap. But I wonder how much they want for all of it? Like a bulk deal?
I wonder what it's like to visit a city I've never been to, and not already own property there?
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This place looks like money.
Does a mansion count as a home? If not, technically I am homeless. If so, however, then I own several dozen homes
I once had my chef make me a salad out of $100 bills. I didn't actually eat it, that's disgusting! I threw it away.
The only person richer than me is future me. Sometimes I hate that guy...
I have several different types of KitchenAids. My favorites are the ones that speak Spanish. Very efficient.
I have entire living rooms full of uncomfortable furniture. Not sure why, it's just something rich people like me do.
On Christmas Eve I put a parking meter on my roof. No obese flying sleigh rider is parking for free on my property!
I make Christmas shopping for me easy for all my friends. I simply go into the mall before them and purchase everything I don't want!
Jurassic Park was based on a true story. Except they changed my name to John Hammond.
It's going to be a long morning; my coffee maker isn't working. He has the flu.
I pay hummingbirds and deer to frolic around my front yard. Makes for easy hunting.
Someone told me money cannot buy happiness. He is obviously unaware of just how much money I have!
I found a place called Noah's Ark restaurant. I went inside and ordered two of everything.
Sometimes I go to 7-11 and buy a scratch-it lottery ticket, just to rip it up and discard it in front of the homeless man outside.
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