ManiacalMe @kristinb5150
There are very few things I truly care about and this, most definitely, is not one of them https://t.co/bc9VLVAxvz Joined February 2014-
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"WHY WON'T MY DOG SHIT WHEN NEED BE!" - a memoir
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I don’t want to be sexy on the internet. I want to be off-putting and mildly alarming.
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Guys be like I know I made you cry but stop crying bitch
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I can hear my wife in the other room staring at her phone.
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Girls be like hey you dumbass piece of shit don’t you feel me thinking about you
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If you could have sex with anyone dead or alive explain why it would be me
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I've probably been to 100 rodeos and I'm still dumb AF.
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It’s good to see that despite the pandemic you’re still being a petty bitch
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Everyone who spoke pig Latin in grade school now has a mental illness
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Out of respect for my peers I have decided to fuck off
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It’s a pandemic and there’s still one asshole holding up the line buying scratch off tickets.
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Remember a few months ago the worst tragedy was dropping your iPhone under your car seat while you were driving?
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All this toilet paper and you still ain’t shit
This is odd...I wonder why we're all having the same craziest dream 🤔
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Day four (4) of the quarantine I am strongly considering dying my hair blonde
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She’s not ghosting you bro she’s social distancing
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