Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

I'm from Buffalo, I tell jokes, and I am a father. I do my best at both rickmatthewscomedy.com Buffalo, NY Joined May 2009

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

a year ago

The fact that @WGR550 is basically a commercial station that runs occasional sports updates, you would think that their tower would get to at least fucking Elma

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

2 years ago

I don't know why, but I need to win this.

Analytics Are For The Nerds @NoNerds_FF

2 years ago

I don't know why, but I need to win this.

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

2 years ago

"Well, if I'm going down, I'm going down big." Me, on this podcast. Also, the Challenger

Analytics Are For The Nerds @NoNerds_FF

2 years ago

"Well, if I'm going down, I'm going down big." Me, on this podcast. Also, the Challenger

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You know, if @stefondiggs would have thrown a temper tantrum and threw his helmet like Kelsey did, everyone would be talking about it until training camp next year. It's BS, and sports media is trash. Except for @KyleBrandt obviously. #BillsMafia

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

2 years ago

Hell me help others!! If you can help me reach my goal, I'll let you warm me up? No, I don't like that. I'll let you breath on me! facebook.com/donate/1597985…

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

2 years ago

I got to pretend to be @iamShaunmurphy this week on @InTheHuntCast so you all should give it a listen

In The Hunt Cast @InTheHuntCast

2 years ago

I got to pretend to be @iamShaunmurphy this week on @InTheHuntCast so you all should give it a listen

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

2 years ago

This #SundayNightFootball game is like watching King Geoffrey get into a fight with Ramsey Bolton. With Hodor just saying "Nowdersaguy" for commentary

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

I just peed AFTER I got out of the shower. On purpose. I guess this is growing up. @blink182 @markhoppus

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

Come see me on Wednesday, just to prep yourself to go see one of the best this weekend!

Helium Comedy BUF @HeliumComedyBUF

3 years ago

Come see me on Wednesday, just to prep yourself to go see one of the best this weekend!

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Helium Comedy BUF @HeliumComedyBUF

3 years ago

This Week at Helium: @_RickMatthews and friends, Drag Brunch, + @marknorm headlines the weekend! Get your tickets: bit.ly/2Vjym4z

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

Elf on the Shelf. Me- Look, I put him in the tree this time Other parents- ok, this pulley system right here is triggered when Billy gets out of bed causing Ginger Toots to fly across the room and spell out "20 More Days" in edible glitter on his dresser

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

I've been waiting in my car for 25 minutes at @Walmart for curbside pickup. Explain to me which part of this is easier than going in the store?

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

It's officially sweatpants weather. And I feel like it's time to remind you ladies...Our eyes are up here. Just kidding. Glance away

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

Few things in life elicit as much pleasure as freeing a drawstring from the abyss of the other side of the pants

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

Now you guys can watch @Clayfighter1 and me talk all sorts of shit. Also, spoiler alert, this one has a nip slip. @NobodyWatches moving on up. Like and subscribe! youtu.be/W7hBVadZm4M

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Chris Plumer @ChrisPlumer

3 years ago

#GoBills #BillsMafia

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

I was on this Podcast, we drafted tailgate food. My #1 was Chili. Not just chili, MY chili. Which is like saying I drafted a quarterback, when in reality it was @JoshAllenQB

Analytics Are For The Nerds @NoNerds_FF

3 years ago

I was on this Podcast, we drafted tailgate food. My #1 was Chili. Not just chili, MY chili. Which is like saying I drafted a quarterback, when in reality it was @JoshAllenQB

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Rick Matthews @_RickMatthews

3 years ago

Thinking it's time I started billing myself as the @terrycrews of fat white guys. Mostly because I can make my boobs dance. But also because I'm endearing and charming.