Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

they/he Joined October 2010

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

2 years ago

maybe just state your point like this person did instead of just quote tweeting what I said. it sure would be cool if a respected analyst would do that instead of trying to own me online somehow

maybe just state your point like this person did instead of just quote tweeting what I said. it sure would be cool if a respected analyst would do that instead of trying to own me online somehow https://t.co/oBLktTbNt0

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

2 years ago

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy a Man After Midnight

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

2 years ago

there's a really long line at *self checkout* and people are getting mad at the grocery store about it

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

2 years ago

🎶uWu chiiild things are gonna get easier 🎶

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

2 years ago

Shaq did beat Aaron Carter in the game of life if u think about it

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::::^) ben @rothkosmdrnlife

2 years ago

Honestly demons are probably real but it’s not that big a deal

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

who out there having a self actualization

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Loomer's threat @oldfriend99

3 years ago

I can't wait to see which bugs come out this summer

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Radiant Gromp @ajmichell

3 years ago

I can't thank @BATHSmusic enough for Adam Copies, it's a perfect song

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

bringing back HAGS

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

poke and burrito bowls are the same thing

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reilly @GoodPostReilly

3 years ago

sit down (drink) stand up (drink)

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ape attack survivor @pissvortex

3 years ago

it’s so funny that Spaghetti Westerns are called that because they were directed by Italians. imagine if people started calling marvel movies Hamburger Shonen

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

same goes for people who watch let's plays and competitive gaming etc. those are better b/c they occupy your brain with a specific subset of media rather than overload it with media that preys on your insecurities with an addictive algorithmic design. hard to separate though

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3 years ago

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

sports fans have always had something right and in it's current form that thing is paying attention to a form of entertainment that doesn't actively try to give you mental illness

Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

sports fans have always had something right and in it's current form that thing is paying attention to a form of entertainment that doesn't actively try to give you mental illness

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

best mental move I've ever made is when I noticed I was spending too much time on Twitter/Insta etc I started just watching hockey highlights instead, then started following a team and now 75% of the mental effort I used to spend on soc media is now spent on hockey and it rules

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Elfbar Sommeleir @_RyanTucker

3 years ago

my favorite thing to do at work is to "accidentally" out people who bring lots of different dates to the restaurant by just saying "I've seen you two in here before right?"