Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

instagram.com/shjipstone Joined April 2009

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Ben Bradley @Ben_Bradley_32

8 years ago

On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyn. I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the complete text of my apology. Please retweet.

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

8 years ago

The Dogs Trust. And the lesser-known sister organisation: The Cats Don't

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

10 years ago

After getting 12 pieces of junk mail in a row, I mouthed under my breath "fuck off Virgin," & realised I haven't said that since high school

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

11 years ago

@alannamcardle_ @criticalprvrsn ring the enquiry unit on 0300 123 1711?

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

11 years ago

@alannamcardle_ @criticalprvrsn would suspect that, with every kind of First-Tier tribunal hearing, they are public but not transcribed

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

11 years ago

@hopeformen @alannamcardle_ sokay, my phone head's up when shit's on

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

11 years ago

It's Glasgow. It's 7.30pm. It's about -2. It's raining. Two shops are selling ice creams. And people are buying them

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

11 years ago

@alannamcardle_ CHEEKY

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

11 years ago

Buzzfeed. Or as I have always called it: 'honey'.

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

11 years ago

For those rushing: the tree symbol does not mean the Green Party.

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

13 years ago

Twitter: "Say it using 140 characters." Game of Thrones: "Challenge accepted!"

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

13 years ago

It's like they say: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't water a horse to lead

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

13 years ago

To also prohibit tying them to inflation, I foresee the food vouchers (proposed by millionaires to replace vital benefits) being made edible

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

13 years ago

"Please selec... Please ent... Please pl..." Way ahead of you, Morrisons self service machine

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

13 years ago

d\azz\//le \ //cam/\oufl/\ag/e

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Sam Shjipstone @_SSSSSS

14 years ago

I used to remember what the word 'saudade' meant, but now i've forgotten, and i'm not sure that the meaning will ever return to me :-(

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Briony Edwards @brionybriony

14 years ago

Here's an article about why this whole Chris Brown kerfuffle is still as relevant as ever: turtlebomb.wordpress.com/2012/02/28/she… (thanks @LizzieBee2!)