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*joins twitter* What do they mean 'twitter crush'? *2 weeks later* oh. Fuck
You guys are only following me for my tweets aren't you?! You don't even think I'm pretty! *Closes eyes* What color are my eyes?!
There's probably a perfectly logical reason why my pants were on the lawn this morning.
Ignore stupid people, respect smart people, but hold on tight to the sexy ones, because the smart ones will try and snatch em away.
Don't let this Spider-Man t-shirt fool you, ladies. I am available.
@SuzzPaige lmao!! I'll behave ... promise! *fingers STILL crossed*
@SuzzPaige Shut it! None of us were arrested!
Relationship Status: Getting poked on Facebook.
I'm that annoying girl who walks up naked and straddles you while you're trying to watch the game.
@SuzzPaige Poor baby! Go out with me this weekend and I'll be your wing-girl.... again! *crossed fingers*
@SuzzPaige Damn!! If I looked like you I'd want to have sex with myself all the time!! lol
I love humanity but I'm not crazy about a lot of individual humans!!
Only pour people use cups.
Fuck that. I wanna be the reason you're distracted from Twitter.

Tolerance @Tolerance953919
51 Followers 4K Following
Sienna @Sienna093675085
58 Followers 5K Following
☄️Rhapsodic☄️... @SarahFlyTrap
279 Followers 608 Following Owner of Rhapsodic Design Collaborative, Groomer, Empath, Creative, Dancer, Taurus, Warrior, Goddess, Gypsy, Riot Grrrl, Weird, INFJ
QLJ @qleatherjackets
676 Followers 3K Following We at Quality Leathet Jackets prepare leather jackets and are known for our quality products. Our main focus is to provide quality within affordable range.
andy john @andyjohn14
371 Followers 2K Following ex squaddie, proud to have served taking one day at a time
Jonathan @somethinglikejj
159 Followers 422 Following If I Laugh Out Loud (Bringing it Back) I both favorite and Retweet.
Fitness Girls @TheFitnessGirls
42K Followers 40K Following Fitness motivation for all girls who workout! Guys are welcome too!
Myron Duarte @acbe72961dcc4fc
70 Followers 269 Following stop time enjoy life n feel d moment. ..#dalee
AppSame @AppSame
296K Followers 185K Following AppSame is minority-owned. We are going DARK MONEY to reveal the lies the News and its staff report to protect Democrats.
zackattack @Zackattack2320
361 Followers 1K Following Im just another guy who loves girls and there bodys but thats not all i ever think about i do want a real relationship just waiting for the right girl
MosesT @moegenie
1K Followers 2K Following Faith,Tech, STEM, Biz, Life, Fitness, Biker. Tweets are my own. Opinions not endorsements. Director @TechBlackwater
Susan Kingsley @SusanKingsley5
146 Followers 670 Following
Jessi @dhanisthavenus
3K Followers 2K Following ♒️♊️♌️ Vedic astrology ☀️🌙, massage therapy 💆🏼♀️& energy healing 🔮💫
Johnny Hunt @Huntyroyal
35K Followers 35K Following My girls 😍 @ReadingFC @STARReading @GreenRibbonIE @TalkingRoyals @ThatsTvThames End the stigma around mental illness 💙🤍💚🤍🧡
fiveandthreequarters @fivealmostsix
90 Followers 298 Following Just trying to maintain my record of receiving zero dirty DMs. No, no, don't wreck it!
Chevythunder @robbiecooper40
15 Followers 66 Following
Pollen @PollenCooper
122 Followers 467 Following Super Geek gamer dad of 2 luvly sons advanced gardening professional. heavy metal Social phobia n O.C.Ds as u guessed I don't go out much hahahaaa
Bobby Masson @bobbymasson
301 Followers 782 Following Optimistic realist prepared for the worst. The world should listen.
m j @markjoines4243
126 Followers 275 Following just having fun i post nudes boobs and a little porn follow me too c my favorite. happy cock club
Custom Kix Designs @charmer1881
236K Followers 260K Following London Fashion Week Designer 2023 creating Custom Art on footwear, accessories & clothing ✨️ Instagram: Custom_kix1881 email: [email protected]
The man™ @Manandaplan
310 Followers 483 Following Up for a laugh! Dont follow me if you're easily offended as i do use the 'cunt' word a bit, but i do promise to make you smile.
The Ghostnote @TheGhostnote1
189 Followers 766 Following The Ghostnote is a collective effort of singer/songwriter Rustyn Vaughn Lee and guitarist Kellen Kroll combining head bobbin' guitar riffs with addictive hooks.
Crazy Housewife @MamaAttitude
107 Followers 219 Following Canadian Mother of three boys, three if you include my Husband. Here for the sexual/drug refrences and to escape reality xoxo
Rich Moore ♊⚓️ @Rich6958
566 Followers 2K Following Rich..... not like Branson. Gym and Tonic. 🚨#AFC
Its Me :D @1tsMeGlen
2K Followers 2K Following #My thoughts exactly ;).. avi is me.. 18+ only please..
Jim Laughter @AnchorsAwayAdv
5K Followers 5K Following Travel, Cruises, Fitness, Alternative Energy, Freethinker, #Atheistrollcall
taff 0488 @welshlad0488
220 Followers 965 Following
Big Bad WoLf @coldfinger111
9K Followers 10K Following Here to set the truth no matter who is offended by truth
southern heart @SouthernMade22
317 Followers 513 Following born a southern belle, living the midwest life. 1 Corinthians 13:4-8
osseous matter @ManCaveSM
14K Followers 16K Following Retweeter of Tweets, blogger at https://t.co/5psz4MnoZB
Angie Babyyyy @BigAng87
250 Followers 403 Following Teacher,mommy, wife, pants-wearer, music buff, all around awesome-ness
JCM @JCM444
6K Followers 7K Following In my third act, so figured why not laugh my way through it...humor rules! I try to make people smile, at least once a year!
Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street
11K Followers 13K Following Giving you good quality shitty tweets since 2010
Lady of the Midwest @tomythoughts
907 Followers 641 Following Raise up your cup, come on drink it up, Keep the party sparking like the moon stuck We ain't going nowhere, Naw we just crazy kids and we ain't got a care.
Therapy Dog @therapydogz
3K Followers 3K Following If you don't own a factory, you are in the working class. Wake up! Methods: art, music, film, writing, organizing. Maybe read a book. Free the middle class.
HAL9000 @skylab203
570 Followers 2K Following mission: investigate the designation of the signal at the crater tyco on Saturn
Andy @Assholes_follow
2K Followers 3K Following Person. Multinational. In possession of an accent. Fan of sarcasm, all things sci-fi, mysteries…
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
53K Followers 44K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Mr Tweetera @Mister_Tweetera
3K Followers 3K Following Join http://t.co/XRuSFrVSzj and create your Tweetera profile where you can post your best tweets and your most favourite twitter accounts. FOLLOW @TweeteraNet
SARA Gjersøe @sarexe
3K Followers 4K Following
UFC @ufc
13.1M Followers 687 Following #UFCRio | Oliveira vs Gamrot | Oct 11 | 7pmET | LIVE on the @ESPN app
Myron Duarte @acbe72961dcc4fc
70 Followers 269 Following stop time enjoy life n feel d moment. ..#dalee
AppSame @AppSame
296K Followers 185K Following AppSame is minority-owned. We are going DARK MONEY to reveal the lies the News and its staff report to protect Democrats.
Fitness Girls @TheFitnessGirls
42K Followers 40K Following Fitness motivation for all girls who workout! Guys are welcome too!
Kayton Kimberly- UGC ... @therepoguy
16K Followers 10K Following Expat living in Canada- Helping Brands Create More Impact- UCG Creator- Business Consultant to the Fortune 500 My Agent isn't a Mirage, she really exist.
Sam Bananahammock© @Sam_stone31
14K Followers 8K Following I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste.
zackattack @Zackattack2320
361 Followers 1K Following Im just another guy who loves girls and there bodys but thats not all i ever think about i do want a real relationship just waiting for the right girl
MosesT @moegenie
1K Followers 2K Following Faith,Tech, STEM, Biz, Life, Fitness, Biker. Tweets are my own. Opinions not endorsements. Director @TechBlackwater
Susan Kingsley @SusanKingsley5
146 Followers 670 Following
Jessi @dhanisthavenus
3K Followers 2K Following ♒️♊️♌️ Vedic astrology ☀️🌙, massage therapy 💆🏼♀️& energy healing 🔮💫
MelanysGuydlines ® @Melanyb12
23K Followers 16K Following Snarky, blogger. #Snarky is witty but younger & better looking. @ShortyAwards Winner, @UArizona board member/lecturer 🐻⬇️.CEO of my blog & dog @sirteddybrewski
Martin G.Andrews @martingandrews
1K Followers 703 Following The Official twitter site of Martin G.Andrews M.Inst.M. Published Author of. If I thought I might get away with punching a Dolphin.(COYI)⚒
Johnny Hunt @Huntyroyal
35K Followers 35K Following My girls 😍 @ReadingFC @STARReading @GreenRibbonIE @TalkingRoyals @ThatsTvThames End the stigma around mental illness 💙🤍💚🤍🧡
Jonathan @somethinglikejj
159 Followers 422 Following If I Laugh Out Loud (Bringing it Back) I both favorite and Retweet.
F35 - II @ThrottleDown4
807 Followers 909 Following 🇺🇸- 🇲🇽 Bacon Aficionado & Air & Sea 🌊 Connoisseur 🚤
E.R. @ericriley9
2K Followers 2K Following Proud southern American,pro God,guns,whiskey,hunting,anti anyone that infringes upon these .Grew up picking cotton,rasing hell, and bailing hay!Who Dat!
fiveandthreequarters @fivealmostsix
90 Followers 298 Following Just trying to maintain my record of receiving zero dirty DMs. No, no, don't wreck it!
Rocky Balboa @SportsQueen_5
57K Followers 35K Following I was born with the ability to watch professional wrestling (and sports, maybe other things too) AND tweet about it at the same time. I know, I'm a hybrid.
The Dad @thedad
133K Followers 536 Following Welcome to the club. 🔥 https://t.co/E3irT7D7mM 🏆 https://t.co/EFPhC0SEeE 🎮 @thedadgaming
Pollen @PollenCooper
122 Followers 467 Following Super Geek gamer dad of 2 luvly sons advanced gardening professional. heavy metal Social phobia n O.C.Ds as u guessed I don't go out much hahahaaa
The Ghostnote @TheGhostnote1
189 Followers 766 Following The Ghostnote is a collective effort of singer/songwriter Rustyn Vaughn Lee and guitarist Kellen Kroll combining head bobbin' guitar riffs with addictive hooks.
The man™ @Manandaplan
310 Followers 483 Following Up for a laugh! Dont follow me if you're easily offended as i do use the 'cunt' word a bit, but i do promise to make you smile.
Custom Kix Designs @charmer1881
236K Followers 260K Following London Fashion Week Designer 2023 creating Custom Art on footwear, accessories & clothing ✨️ Instagram: Custom_kix1881 email: [email protected]
m j @markjoines4243
126 Followers 275 Following just having fun i post nudes boobs and a little porn follow me too c my favorite. happy cock club
Bobby Masson @bobbymasson
301 Followers 782 Following Optimistic realist prepared for the worst. The world should listen.
Rich Moore ♊⚓️ @Rich6958
566 Followers 2K Following Rich..... not like Branson. Gym and Tonic. 🚨#AFC
Crazy Housewife @MamaAttitude
107 Followers 219 Following Canadian Mother of three boys, three if you include my Husband. Here for the sexual/drug refrences and to escape reality xoxo
Its Me :D @1tsMeGlen
2K Followers 2K Following #My thoughts exactly ;).. avi is me.. 18+ only please..
Jim Laughter @AnchorsAwayAdv
5K Followers 5K Following Travel, Cruises, Fitness, Alternative Energy, Freethinker, #Atheistrollcall
taff 0488 @welshlad0488
220 Followers 965 Following
Big Bad WoLf @coldfinger111
9K Followers 10K Following Here to set the truth no matter who is offended by truth
southern heart @SouthernMade22
317 Followers 513 Following born a southern belle, living the midwest life. 1 Corinthians 13:4-8
osseous matter @ManCaveSM
14K Followers 16K Following Retweeter of Tweets, blogger at https://t.co/5psz4MnoZB
Angie Babyyyy @BigAng87
250 Followers 403 Following Teacher,mommy, wife, pants-wearer, music buff, all around awesome-ness
JCM @JCM444
6K Followers 7K Following In my third act, so figured why not laugh my way through it...humor rules! I try to make people smile, at least once a year!
Lady of the Midwest @tomythoughts
907 Followers 641 Following Raise up your cup, come on drink it up, Keep the party sparking like the moon stuck We ain't going nowhere, Naw we just crazy kids and we ain't got a care.
Psychotic Humor @PHDaniel_Street
11K Followers 13K Following Giving you good quality shitty tweets since 2010
Therapy Dog @therapydogz
3K Followers 3K Following If you don't own a factory, you are in the working class. Wake up! Methods: art, music, film, writing, organizing. Maybe read a book. Free the middle class.
HAL9000 @skylab203
570 Followers 2K Following mission: investigate the designation of the signal at the crater tyco on Saturn