kvb @____kvb

like if janis joplin didn’t drink or if mary poppins didn’t wear bras. ♉️☀️ / ♎️🌕 / ♈️⬆️ she/her xoxokvb.com Joined March 2021

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kvb @____kvb

3 years ago

just in case anyone has been wondering, Spice World totally holds up.

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kvb @____kvb

3 years ago

dudes love it when you make them take the love languages quiz on the last day of a 7-day cross-country road trip, a mere four hours from home. follow me for more relationship advice!!

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kvb @____kvb

3 years ago

there is way too much corn in nebraska.

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Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle

3 years ago

suggestion for the golf: if u quit using the little car you'd get tired earlier and it wouldn't have to be so long. this is why other sports don't use CARS I THINK. please consider

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kvb @____kvb

3 years ago

all the dudes who like dancing are in denver seeing @ChemBros and making friends with each other and it’s the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

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WELCOME LIBRA SEASON! ART IS LIFE! NOTICE EVERY INJUSTICE! TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY AND THEN RESENT THEM FOR IT! CHARM AS OFFENSE! DIPLOMACY AS DEFENSE! NEVER LET THEM KNOW HOW INTROVERTED YOU REALLY ARE! EXHAUST EVERY OPTION AND THEN CHOOSE NONE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

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kvb @____kvb

3 years ago

help how do i make the adam levine tweets go away

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kvb @____kvb

3 years ago

a life partner with a death grip on control can feel like a challenge at times but then you take a cross-country road trip with them and realize they’re never going to “let” you take your turn driving so you can just stare out the window enjoying the view of silver linings.

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

3 years ago

yes I’m bisexual (terrible driver but incredible parallel parker)

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kvb @____kvb

3 years ago

i wish i had as much motivation to clean my house when i spend every day in it as i do when i am about to go on a trip and am preparing to spend no days in it.