Andy, the one from Planet Ant @andy_enthusiast

Dance until your physical self becomes the instrument that renews the spiritual | co-host of ALIVE: A Daft Punk Podcast | local comedy/house music/theater mi Joined February 2020

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Andy, the one from Planet Ant @andy_enthusiast

8 months ago

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11 months ago

I am a passionate food science engineer I will not sleep I will not rest I will not speak to my friends or family until I finally get the Stimpy-flavored Pringle right

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a year ago

*seconds before we all fall down* "Alright guys, who filled my pocket with all these dang posies?"

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a year ago

There's a stop light on Gratiot in Roseville from which you can see two GameStops

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a year ago

when the toddler won't leave you alone in the bathroom

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a year ago

*purposefully vague* "A certain SOMEONE has used the potty four days in a row"

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a year ago

A rock is nature's Happy Meal toy

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a year ago

Todd Magazine, cereal expert

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a year ago

this is the type of stuff @aseriousmang shucks husks to

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a year ago

A Cars prequel that tells the story of how the cars defeated man to become the dominant sentient beings of Earth

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a year ago

My financial plan is to find a duffel bag of money at the bus station

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2 years ago

You gotta get down here. You're not gonna believe it. This place has, like, 100 bottles up on the wall. We're taking 'em down one by one, and all the fellas are taking little tiny sips out of every single one of them

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2 years ago

Aug. 24, 2001 — Bubble Boy, starring Jake Gyllenhaal Sept. 11, 2001 Oct. 26, 2001 — Donnie Darko, starring Jake Gyllenhaal

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2 years ago

Muppet Babies: All Grown Up

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2 years ago

The comment section for Drops Of Jupiter by Train is bleak

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Andy Reid @misterAndyReid

2 years ago

Big thanks to @MVictors for hosting my sappy article about the sappiest football season of my life, my first as a dad. On Football, and Fatherhood: mvictors.com/on-football-an…

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2 years ago

Wingarettes Can't decide if it's cigarette-flavored wings or wing-flavored cigarettes Either way, I'm gonna buy an island with this idea

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2 years ago

Y Hey, your kiss just made my list, buddy

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2 years ago

Oh, come let us adore him. Oh, come on. Dude. Come on. Let us adore him. Oh, what? So you're NOT going to let us come adore your newborn infant son? WOW. Unbelievable, dude. No. Whatever. I don't even want to adore him anymore. Enjoy adoring him yourself. Ass.