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Hey @TeamYouTube all of our channels (including a cooking channel) have been deleted. We had no strikes and got an email claiming "inciting violence". There is NO instance of us inciting violence. Is this automated nonsense or mass reporting tactic? What is going on? Please RT
I mean, it’s one twitter API request, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?
What would you do if the website of your favorite pizza place stopped working? #webdevelopment #jobinterview albertsonian.com/posts/2023-02-…
When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.
When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.
We had an issue passing tracking information from an API to AWS Step Functions to another API. That lead us to compromise on some SOLID principles. When I got the chance last year, I was able to leverage AsyncLocal to pay down some tech debt. albertsonian.com/posts/2022-12-… #dotnet #aws
I had some trouble getting IL for some C# code on Linux. This was how I fixed it: albertsonian.com/posts/2023-01-… #dotnet #Linux
I had some issues organizing images for Hakyll. Here’s what I did to make some improvements: albertsonian.com/posts/2023-01-… #Haskell #staticsite #jamstack #webdev
In 2022, I read 77 books. For 2023, I'm aiming for 40 books with specif challenges: albertsonian.com/posts/2023-01-… #readingchallenge #readinglist
I read 77 books in 2022. Here's a write up of my best and worst of those books: albertsonian.com/posts/2023-01-…
Reminds me of all the times I’ve felt like the detective only to find out that I’m the murder… #debugging
Reminds me of all the times I’ve felt like the detective only to find out that I’m the murder… #debugging
The year is 2022 and I’m still dealing with occasional software bugs because of legacy support for type writers #azuredevops #carriagereturn #Node #npm
No @code, I wrote the code, it should never be trusted
This sounds like a @dmofengineering scenario
I love deleting code. Getting rid of something and keeping things clean is something I find very satisfying. But figuring out how to resurrect what was once dead code without changing it... that’s a new pleasure

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