lex sleuther @_alexontherise

House of They. 🏳️‍🌈 flow artist and fire spinner 🔥 Civil rights attorney - nothing is legal advice, arguably not even what i say at work instagram.com/flowy.poppins TX Joined September 2015

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

6 months ago

there’s something so powerful about telling a man you only watch women’s sports

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

a year ago

yt ppl specifically, please for fucks sake learn how to pronounce people’s names.

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

a year ago

what is it with older people and abbreviated things in ways no one can decipher

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

a year ago

Literally every time I get on a conference call with a man, they say some iteration of “I’m not sure how familiar you are with…” or “I don’t know how many cases you’ve handled in this district…”

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

a year ago

i’m sorry but whoever came up with “frozen hot chocolate” is a menace to society

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a year ago

Me: wow practicing law is so stressful Me after 5pm: let me watch the bear to decompress

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

a year ago

having a partner who you don’t have to project manage for is life changing

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

a year ago

dnb makes me work so much faster

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a year ago

men love to do exactly 1 set of an ab workout

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

a year ago

y’all ever come home to your pets and think they were definitely speaking to each other while you were gone

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

2 years ago

seeing women’s college basketball finally getting the recognizing it deserves is a highlight of my life

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

2 years ago

men will tell you an epiphany they last week, and it’ll be something every woman in the room knew at 12

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

2 years ago

talking with a man about sports feels like a standardized exam

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

2 years ago

me interacting with any service worker: “have you ever thought about unionizing?”

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lex sleuther @_alexontherise

2 years ago

public restrooms should have elevator music or something

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a stranger in public just asked me if i liked to play chess, which was really confusing to me until after the conversation when i remembered i have a giant chess piece tattooed on my leg i’m sure he’ll be thinking about my “not really” for a while

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Jason Mitchell @JasonMitchellSA

2 years ago

A reminder, lawyers, that you don’t need to define John Smith as “(Mr Smith)”. I assure you that your reader will find the mental fortitude to connect the dot(s) from John Smith to Mr Smith.