My boss is actually Michael Scott @madscienceisms
stupid things my boss has actually said Carrollton, tx Joined April 2018-
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“Me: The proposal letter template is ready.” Boss: “we’re going to mail them?!!” Me: “no email.” Him: “oh, so let’s agree that’s not a letter.”
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“You need to meet with each person individually throughout the week for at least an hour.” Yeah, that’s 9 meetings.
“There is not such thing as a 9-5.” Works from 3-5pm
“Let’s all agree that these are called ‘tubs’ not ‘buckets.’”
“I don’t want to be the gestapo of this business, but you leave me no choice.”
“I think like an engineer, so please try to keep up.”
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