Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

Tech Visionary Guru Ninja Sex Machine Evangelist. Invisible Aluminum Squirrel. Inventor of Food. Denver, CO Joined September 2012

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

As of right now, there is no better gaming experience than doing 100% horizon zero dawn and immediately following it with horizon forbidden west. New Game for both. Just one after the other. Cannot be better.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

Okay, so I’m getting serious with the mojo language today. What should I build with their new python hooks to get started? @clattner_llvm is there specific stuff y’all would like to see in the ecosystem that isn’t currently around?

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

Congratulations, @elonmusk, according to a bunch of clowns, you are now an African-American.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

I love how Obama comes out of his cave like twice a year to say some inspiring shit like it’s still 2008, and the world isn’t on fire. He’s like the Groundhog telling us there’s going to be 4 more years of hell.

Barack Obama @BarackObama

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

It seems like all the neighbors are celebrating what a good cook I am. Just blowing shit up every time I put something new on the grill.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

I would’ve been an unstoppable Greek hero. Medusa would’ve tried to trick me and be like, “Hey, my eyes are up here.” I’d just keep looking at her tits and say, “I’ve made my decision.”

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

Mamdani could make all this go away very quickly by just saying that he was a kid, and it was dumb, and we all did some kinda stupid shit when we were 17. He won’t do that. But he could.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

Yeah, so like I was saying about Mamdani . . . .

Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

Yeah, so like I was saying about Mamdani . . . .

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

Unicode turned out to be a terrible name.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

West Virginia: Crystal Meth Alcatraz. The mountain people will try to make drugs out of your bones while you’re still alive.

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

2 months ago

West Virginia: Crystal Meth Alcatraz. The mountain people will try to make drugs out of your bones while you’re still alive.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

There should be a cancellation policy on the dating apps. If you try to flake out with less than 24 hours notice, you have to go down on the first date.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

This woman is literally making dreams come true, and of course the internet is mad about it. Hey Charlize, my birthday is coming up at the end of this month hmu.

Oli London @OliLondonTV

2 months ago

This woman is literally making dreams come true, and of course the internet is mad about it. Hey Charlize, my birthday is coming up at the end of this month hmu.

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Quid Pro Ho @_andrewmartin_

2 months ago

This is the obvious response to the ruling from last week. Kavanaugh. Is going to get hot pissed about it, but it’s not clear that anyone else on the Court is.

Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney

2 months ago

This is the obvious response to the ruling from last week. Kavanaugh. Is going to get hot pissed about it, but it’s not clear that anyone else on the Court is.