Benwick @_benwick

Life is about being better than you were yesterday, not starting off perfect. Also-I-like-dick-jokes.com Minnesota Joined September 2009

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Benwick @_benwick

2 days ago

"there's retarded. And then there's honks at people in front of them in line at the drive through retarded."

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There's a lot you can't control in this life. But you'd be surprised how much you can control, and how much those little changes can direct your life on a macro scale. A new exercise can lead to new friends, can lead to new opportunities and a career. Etc.

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Benwick @_benwick

3 weeks ago

Maybe they thought it was valet parking?

The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial

3 weeks ago

Maybe they thought it was valet parking?

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Benwick @_benwick

3 weeks ago

LMFAO the seller went on a Battlefield 6 open beta vacation @Battlefield @EA @EA_DICE

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Benwick @_benwick

4 weeks ago

Ooooh there it is

Catholic Answers @catholiccom

a month ago

Ooooh there it is https://t.co/NoEthdZzuK

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Benwick @_benwick

a month ago

Younger devs often treat github like a resume. I treat mine like a trashcan in the cloud with version history.

Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

a month ago

Younger devs often treat github like a resume. I treat mine like a trashcan in the cloud with version history.

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Daniel Sadowski @dansadowskidev

2 months ago

I am so excited about the Myst books being rereleased! So if you’re looking for something awesome to read - I highly recommend this trilogy. The books are a great entry point into the series, no prior knowledge of the games is required. And, the stories in those books are superb!

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Benwick @_benwick

2 months ago

His ego can't let him take the ONE action that will save him. "I get defense when I'm embarrassed and I lash out, but it's not acceptable. I am sorry." BAM. 99% gone. His career is his charisma (streamer) and he's blowing it. A Greek tragedy for a Norse God.

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Sebastian Aaltonen @SebAaltonen

2 months ago

A straw is just a non-uniformly scaled long doughnut (100x scale in Y-direction). Both have a single hole.

MathMatize Memes @MathMatize

2 months ago

A straw is just a non-uniformly scaled long doughnut (100x scale in Y-direction). Both have a single hole.

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Benwick @_benwick

2 months ago

OpenVPN is such a PITA to configure. It makes @FFmpeg look like a 1-button mouse Macintosh. God I love some ffmpeg.

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Benwick @_benwick

2 months ago

Goodwill: "All sales are FINAL." "Then why did you just give me a receipt?"

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Benwick @_benwick

2 months ago

Microsoft is so embarrassing for their market share. They have an app for linking your desktop to your phone. On your phone it's called "Link To Windows". On your PC, it's called "Phone Link". Not only not the same name, but not even structured the same like "Link to Phone"