David Valentine @_david_wells

By day a mild-mannered writer. By night asleep. He/him. Dundee, UK Joined October 2013

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Seth Abramson @SethAbramson

3 months ago

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

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David Valentine @_david_wells

8 months ago

Just finished Nobody's Hero by @MWCravenUK. Without spoilers, the climax scene left me somehow simultaneously speechless and gabbling away at my wife about how much I enjoyed it. Great book!

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God @TheTweetOfGod

10 months ago

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

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David Valentine @_david_wells

a year ago

An awful lot of people who are suddenly experts in what break dancing is.

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David Valentine @_david_wells

2 years ago

Top tip for making Twitter good: instantly block anyone who has blue tick and you don't know who they are

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David Valentine @_david_wells

2 years ago

I like how Ross' one mission as a traitor was to take out the Traitor that killed Diane... and yet by implicating Andrew, he's actually made it MUCH easier for Harry to win. #TraitorsUK

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The worst part of new Twitter is trying to read the replies to a popular post, having to scroll for about 10 minutes through blue ticks (inevitably spambot memes and right wing hot takes) to to get anything funny or meaningful

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Stephanie Chase @stephaniemchase

2 years ago

So I said in my latest YT video that I don’t know Punk but, from what I do know and have heard, he has morals and principles that I respect, and stands up for people who need it. And there’s people he dislikes for the right reasons, he sees their darkness. And sadly there’s…

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Hal Haney @HalHaneyArt

2 years ago

Kinda funny how a blue check went from making you seem important to literally the exact opposite of that. Blue check opinions have become the holofoil comic covers of Twitter.

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David Valentine @_david_wells

2 years ago

Strong finish with Australia. Heaviest tone ever at Eurovision in that breakdown? #Eurovision2023

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David Valentine @_david_wells

2 years ago

Cyprus man was playing basketball in a Giannis Antetokounmpo jersey, a rare crossover between my interests, and that's not a basketball pun #Eurovision2023

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David Valentine @_david_wells

2 years ago

Belgium: strong hat game, strong gigantic pink chaps game #Eurovision2023

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David Valentine @_david_wells

2 years ago

Romania = folk guitar and glam rock vocals, before evolving into some intense nonsense. #Eurovision2023

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David Valentine @_david_wells

2 years ago

The best bit of Armenia was the dance. And I don't like dance. #Eurovision2023

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David Valentine @_david_wells

3 years ago

#TheMaskedSingerUK Rhino IS Charlie Simpson. I don't care if he takes off the mask and it's James Arthur, Charlie Simpson is the one who has been singing in the costume...