🔇 @_erikredding
opinions are mine; the rest is undefined. he/him. Joined July 2015-
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Hello. I’ve been here for 4 decades and still can’t fold a fitted sheet.
Whose choice? Texas women no longer have a choice to make their most personal decision. This is wrong! Texans need to fight back and vote for Democrats this November and vote against TxGOP. Vote them out! #WhoseChoice #MAGAtheGood #WomensRights #TxLege
This commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is brilliant.
signed up for an @instagram account and watched the handle get swallowed... I broke some terms by signing up for an account somehow... is this some sort of extortion? for a validly owned domain?
It’s 2022, and I still can’t insert a checkbox in a @googlesheets from my iPhone, using the google sheets app. The app was introduced in 2014. But you can from an android.
I love a good two-ply nose tissue that only seems to come out of the box one ply at a time.
Garfield-shaped phones have been polluting the shore of the Finistère coasts of Brittany (France) for 35 years. The reason is due to a container wedged between the rocks that is slowly pouring them into the sea.
TIL 🤯
Here is a quick tutorial on how to keep your meat safe from Joe Biden
The new transformers movie is raw
The person at the caption keyboard feels exactly like I do this morning.
Every time. All too often someone wants to wave it off as a “one off..”.

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