TheCastlewood @_flightofideas
Flight nurse-ER nurse CEN CPEN CCEMTP Severe case of malignant apathy. Im hard-headed War Eagle Joined July 2013-
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Sorry I rejected your snicker doodle coffee. I don't exactly know what a snicker doodle is, but it doesn't sound like coffee.
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Every ER staff meeting we have, a different home health company gives us a speech.
I'm too burned-out to even tweet the stupid shit people complain about in the ER.
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Gentle reminder. The toilet paper always goes over not under otherwise my reminder won't be so gentle.
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I always thought R.N. stood for registered nurse. NOPE... It stands for refreshments and narcotics. #nursingproblems
I dreamt about @NurseSeymour today. Wonder where she is...
I'm at the park watching a water buffalo fill up two trash cans with garbage out or her car, if you're wondering how my day's going.
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Police are not the enemy. They're here to protect. Without police you'd all be in big trouble. Stop hating on the cops.
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Fun Fact: If you wear scrubs, people will tell you all kinds of unsolicited and disgusting problems.
Stop calling it the emergency department. It's the convenience department these days. #peoplemakemehatethem
Fairly ridiculous to keep sticking a kid over and over just because the doctor doesn't want to let us start an IO.
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Infographic provides guidance for non-craft beer drinkers bit.ly/1NjFCzk bit.ly/1NjFCzx
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I should get battle pay for my job #erproblems
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Thanks for tweeting that picture of your 6 pack. Totally reminded me I need to pick up beer today. You're a life saver.
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When I use a Starbucks k-cup, I always write my name on my mug and act like a narcissistic bitch to keep things authentic.
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