J. M. Castroagudín @_jmcs_

Feo coma un predator. Globetrotter a tempo parcial. Imbécil a xornada completa. chav.es Vigo Joined November 2010

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J. M. Castroagudín @_jmcs_

7 years ago

Hola, @EndesaClientes ... Sabríais decirme cuéndo voy a tener electricidad en un piso? llevo una semana sin noticias. Preguntadme lo que necesitéis, please. Gracias!

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Hey @vodafone_es , tras confirmarme que tras dos semanas esperando, el lunes me vendréis a instalar la fibra, me llega un correo con datos de un contrato erróneo ( mal la dirección, mal los servicios contratados, mal la cantidad a pagar...). Muy mal todo, en serio.

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Computer Facts @computerfact

7 years ago

any sufficiently boring human is indistinguishable from A.I.

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J. M. Castroagudín @_jmcs_

7 years ago

"I'm just imagining a room full of nerds voting on how long it will take for something to be done"

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J. M. Castroagudín @_jmcs_

7 years ago

I was trying to explain scrum poker to my girlfriend. Several reactions: "I don't understand what the [beep] you're talking about", followed by "it sounds like a Monty Python sketch" and " it just sounds like a huge waste of time. A lot of bureaucracy"

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J. M. Castroagudín @_jmcs_

7 years ago

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7 years ago

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J. M. Castroagudín @_jmcs_

8 years ago

I just ate a peanut butter and jelly filloa.

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Not Set To Instance of an Object @BrettBim

8 years ago

Engineer 1: Docker will really simplify things Engineer 2: We'll need Kubernetes to simplify Docker. Engineer 3: Helm really helps simplify Kubernetes Engineer 4: Tigera does something with Kubernetes to make networking easier Me: Pass the fucking Dewars.