JMendoza @_jonmendoz

Joined April 2013

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Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau

8 months ago

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

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Liam @_LiamLiamLiam

10 months ago

Same

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Jeff @_FlipMan

a year ago

Far and beyond

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Scott Bryan @scottygb

a year ago

Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.

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Summer McIntosh 🥇 but with French play-by-play. Magnifique. As someone who is both bilingual and who did play-by-play, French commentary is just different. The French call of 2018 Moir/Virtue is the best example.

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Gonzalo Nuñez @gonzalo__nunez

a year ago

there is something deeply wrong with pickleball. it is a microcosm of everything wrong with modernity. a giant larp. the shrunken court, the way the whiffle ball absorbs all shock and kills all pace. it’s tennis but safer, stunted. like walking on a treadmill desk

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

a year ago

Turkey trip next year

The Culturist @the_culturist_

a year ago

Turkey trip next year

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

a year ago

Getting older is tough cause how did I end up waking up one day where my ankles are sprained, knees are in pain and now my tooth be aching

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

2 years ago

Switching names with your homies for highschool class attendance was peak comedy

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2 years ago

Random activities I want to experience before I die 1.Attend a real live auction 2.Needing to change into spare tires on the side of the road 3.Yelling bingo and actually winning 4.Stopping a robbery 5.Getting locked out of my house/car and finding a way to break in

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

2 years ago

Banning plastic bags in grocery stores without a feasible solution was the downfall of society

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2 years ago

Y’all ever remember something from the past and unsure if it was a genuine memory that actually happened in real life or if it was just a dream that you had

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

2 years ago

I’ve been taking magnesium supplements every night before I got to bed and my dreams have gotten so vivid, I genuinely look forward to the plot lines my brain is cooking for me every night. Stay tuned I might start a thread of dreams I be having when I wake up

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

2 years ago

I just have to get this out of my chest but when I was kicking a soccer ball in the living room today the ball landed in the Christmas tree and an ornament might have mysteriously disappeared

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2 years ago

Some nights I just be craving a full glass of milk, tonight was one of those night

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

2 years ago

Got a compliment at the gym today and the ego boost got me adding an extra couple reps into all my workouts 🥹

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2 years ago

Spent an entire evening with a cat, only sneezed twice and felt fine when I got home. I’m closer to beating my cat allergies. Alhamdulillah!

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2 years ago

Realistically what’s stopping me?

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

2 years ago

The episode that aired after Bob Ross's wife died - "Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now." The Joy of Painting, Season 23, Episode 3.

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JMendoza @_jonmendoz

2 years ago

My current favourite lunch buddy at work is this quebecois lady retiring in a couple years who speaks German and French with a European accent because she’s been spending her summers in Germany and France every year since she turned 17.