Joshua Garde @_joshgarde
Yes, that is a basalt rock with googly eyes, a top hat, a monocle, and a suit jacket on. Why do you ask? joshgarde.com Canada, Mexico Joined August 2009-
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.@Walmart I got carded for buying putty… wtf are people doing with putty?
.@tomshardware: “would you like a side of article to go with your ad?”
.@UnusAnnus #MementoMori - Thanks for the memories guys. I'll never be able to forget (for better or for worse)
I got it the first 5 times @riversidecagov
Great job Riverside County - just as prepared as you are for the actual protests I see @riversidecagov
How the hell did Elon Musk go from Weird Al's 'White and Nerdy' to 'Bond Villian'?
If any Girl Scout is in the Corona area and has a Digital Cookie link, reply back. I want my cookies
Yes, our @YouTube is down, too. No, please don't call 911 - we can't fix it.
Chainsawing a Car (Season 2): youtu.be/-Yd3ZL4ZzXY?a via @YouTube
Ciao! I just arrived in #Italy to film a new episode of #ConanWithoutBorders, and brought along a friend. It’s going to be a long week. #ConanItaly
After Elon Musk's launch of a Tesla Roadster into orbit of Mars, I can only presume the next biggest milestone in space exploration will be when @JohnLegere launches the first cell tower into Jupiter's orbit.
How would you explain the repeal of Net Neutrality? We did it with the Whopper. Watch the video below:
@darkstockphotos sorry
Still reeling from @realDonaldTrump’s very negative Yelp review of Haiti, which means I’ll love it. Headed to Haiti later this week to explore and make some new friends. Stay tuned for my report. #ConanWithoutBorders
He's....not Obama's FCC chairman. Your father made him chair.
He's....not Obama's FCC chairman. Your father made him chair.
@KenCalvert That's a monopoly, plain and simple. If you're not willing to stand for the internet and the protections that must be afforded to it to protect real innovation, then I'm afraid you've lost one of your voters today.
@KenCalvert It protects consumers from ISPs who want to play God in determining what content should and should not go into our homes. In my local area, there's only two choices for ISPs: TWC and AT&T with TWC offering 100mbps for $60 vs ATT at 8mbps at the same price. That's not competition.

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