Andrew @htmlarson

if you’re a nerd, hi. if you’re not, I hope you like beanie babies. andrewlarson.org California, USA Joined May 2016

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Andrew @htmlarson

3 years ago

BREAKING: House Republicans are now going to vote on making teeth illegal, citing that most Americans can digest without chewing food.

Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

3 years ago

BREAKING: House Republicans are now going to vote on making teeth illegal, citing that most Americans can digest without chewing food.

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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

3 years ago

BREAKING: House Republicans are now going to vote on abolishing the IRS entirely. Sounds like Kevin and his Kronies have been getting more phone calls from Donald Trump telling them what to do.

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Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote

3 years ago

Who did this?

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James @CaucasianJames

3 years ago

best christmas song and it’s not particularly close

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Peter Yang @petergyang

3 years ago

Pizza in California is very underrated - here’s a meal I had at California Pizza Kitchen recently

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i like food @messedupfoods

3 years ago

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One thing I think we can all agree on: Twitter has just been so much better since the new owners. The quality of discourse has improved, and people are nicer to each other. The rollout of new features and policies has been smooth and transparently communicated. Kindness abounds.

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Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak

3 years ago

Elon is raising more money for Twitter. He just successfully increased the price of Twitter Blue by 38% in one month. At this rate in one year it will be $365/month or 109x more revenue per user than Facebook. Based on this analysis there is 78,000% upside and I am very bullish

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Parahax @Parahax_

3 years ago

@fuckedupfoods Maybe it's just the American in me, but I see no issue with this.

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The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46

3 years ago

President Biden is the first president since FDR to not lose a single Senate seat in a midterm election.

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Andrew @htmlarson

3 years ago

I thought law 101 is that you need to compel action, have damages, or both.

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Maricopa County @maricopacounty

3 years ago

VOTERS: All legal votes will be counted. Your vote will count equally whether it is reported first, last, or somewhere in between. Thank you for participating.

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Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin

3 years ago

That was a fun week

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Andrew @htmlarson

3 years ago

Well, Twitter is dead. It’s been a good run guys.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Well, Twitter is dead. It’s been a good run guys.

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Andrew @htmlarson

3 years ago

Never forget Corona’s own Jacob Wohl.

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Cosmic Bimbo @polkadotkaren

3 years ago

"did you ever imagine it would turn out this way?" "Noo! I HATE men, they're so annoying" Gabby truly is the people's bachelorette 🥲 #TheBachelorette

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Andrew @htmlarson

3 years ago

The dynamic island is like the Mac Menu bar but for iPhone. I love it.

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

3 years ago

Couldn’t agree more, Rick. And if anyone else wants to read your plan to put Social Security and Medicare on the chopping block, they should go to joebiden.com/rickscottsplan. Thanks for stopping by.