ko0mz @_ko0mz

daddy to two cats and one human, leading academic of my mother-in-law's basement. he/him. los angeles Joined October 2020

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

i'm happy that THIS is the old white man who will mumble at us for the next four years...he seems so much nicer than the other one~!

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

It is a melancholic feeling to know that whatever I do with my life, I will never come anywhere close to an achievement so great as winning free tacos for the entire country.

Taco Bell @tacobell

5 years ago

It is a melancholic feeling to know that whatever I do with my life, I will never come anywhere close to an achievement so great as winning free tacos for the entire country.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog

5 years ago

Happy seventh anniversary to this important NNNNNNNNN PEPPERMINT ROLLLLLLLLLL! moment.

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"Columbus’s report to the Court in Madrid was extravagant...He concluded [it] by asking for a little help from their Majesties, and in return he would bring them from his next voyage 'as much gold as they need . . . and as many slaves as they ask.'" jacobinmag.com/2014/10/the-re…

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Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva

5 years ago

Actually, Emily is the name of the monster- not the girl enjoying her time in Paris.

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

Very confidently opened my 8 am Zoom class this morning by saying, “We’ll give everyone a few minutes to sign on before we start. Mondays are sleepy days.”

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

What a dreamboat @CMurphyFans

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

Pizza over burgers.

Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

Pizza over burgers.

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

IT'S ALIVE

Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore

5 years ago

IT'S ALIVE

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

current vibe: "rock lobster" on repeat

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ko0mz @_ko0mz

5 years ago

at least 25% of what i do as a Pandemic Professor™ is the emotional labor of kindly responding to emails from students in some kind of crisis.

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Eric Levitz @EricLevitz

5 years ago

William Barr wants you to know that the left has embraced a pathological licentiousness that puts individual gratification above the common good -- and also, if you think he's giving up White House luncheons just because he's been exposed to a COVID carrier, you're trippin