Lauren Murray @_laurenmurray
☼ leo ☾ scorpio ↑ scorpio • i literally forget people can actually see what i post here• instagram.com/lozxmuz NE29 Joined December 2010-
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When both kids are finally in bed and you just want a little lie down but every room looks like a nuclear bomb hit it and you need to wrestle your sofa cushions back on
3 loads of washing done today including two sets of bedding and the sofa cushions, storms aren’t so bad 😮💨
Need some more time to recover from the fact that my current wash load will be my wash load for the next 25 years or so 🙃
Hearing Taylor was bringing out a song called eldest daughter as an eldest daughter I was excited, picturing folklore vibes. Instead my face started doing this and I haven’t been able to bring myself to listen to the rest of the album.
Hearing Taylor was bringing out a song called eldest daughter as an eldest daughter I was excited, picturing folklore vibes. Instead my face started doing this and I haven’t been able to bring myself to listen to the rest of the album. https://t.co/C4d46x9D37
Unfortunately I'll never be the girl who holds things in. Forever confrontational, forever vocal. If I don't talk about it, I don't care.
'We've had reports that you've drunk two glasses of normal coke today'
'We've had reports that you've drunk two glasses of normal coke today' https://t.co/wh740rhvtz
How can my child get a sickness bug for a couple of days then get better and be herself for a day and then go back to being sick and having a fever again the day after
Just heard a mackem say "meal deal" and nearly threw up
"In less than a fortnight I went on TV, married a stranger, told everyone about my sex life, wouldn't check on my wife when she broke her ribs, then stormed out and called them all a bunch of c*nts " #MAFSUK
Fancy me being all organised and putting a gammon soup in the slowcooker only to realise I’d unplugged it without thinking to boil the kettle and make a bottle 🥴 absolute baby brain victim
Been wanting to read manacled for agesssss as a Harry Potter girl for all my life but just haven’t been able to commit, now don’t know whether I skip it and go to alchemised or read the original first
this is what instagram was supposed to be. we lost it to the algorithms and reels and ads and celebs.
this is what instagram was supposed to be. we lost it to the algorithms and reels and ads and celebs.
Literally so cute I could explode 💗💗💗
OMG potty training has by far been my biggest struggle in motherhood and this morning my kid did a number 2 on the potty 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖
Will absolutely regret it down the line but I had to renew me drivers licence with it being 10 years old and I was in such a cba mood that I took me new photo without brushing me hair still wearing me nighty 😭😂
Me at my big age trying to stay awake to see the end of #MAFSUK
Old and miserable because I actually dunno if I can be arsed doing the whole matching Christmas pjs thing this year
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