m @_mahay_

i aint nothin but a sandwich Joined May 2011

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m @_mahay_

3 years ago

saw a gun shop in houston w a sign that said “glock, paper, scissors” and if that’s not the most houston shit ever idk what is

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m @_mahay_

3 years ago

i was in my feels about getting played by some dude and then i got my lashes done and now i don’t even remember what men are

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ig: @dyslexic_daddy @dyslexic_daddyy

3 years ago

he’s a 10 but can’t read my mind and do what I want without me asking

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Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy

3 years ago

So if a fetus absorbs a twin in utero are we slapping some tiny cuffs on that mf? What’s the plan?

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☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX

5 years ago

my bad bro @god

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Ezraˣᵈ @scrrxpt

5 years ago

Me trying to solve my problems

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Stephen Murdoch @canadianprguy

5 years ago

I have worked in PR for many years: Have written many media releases. Have issued many media releases. This is one of the best media releases ever.

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i can’t stop ugly crying at the thought of my little sister getting to spend the next 4 years watching a woman who looks like her hold one of the highest positions in this country omg this feels like a fucking dream!!!!!

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Mara @MaraMtz99

5 years ago

Not tr*mp supporters saying they fear for their lives? Fear of what?? Racial equality??? LGBTQ+ rights?? Women getting to decide what they do with their bodies????

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BTS IS BACK ⁷ @jmstaehyungie

5 years ago

The math is mathing actually

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Rae. @R_Kae

5 years ago

I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden or whatever TI said 😩

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Faith Salie @Faith_Salie

5 years ago

Today I had the honor to escorting my 104.5 year-old friend Ruth to vote. She was born before women had the right to vote. Her 1st vote was for FDR. Her dad died of the flu during the pandemic of 1918, when she was 2. This is her voting story today.

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daddy devito @stresstbisexual

5 years ago

damn vicki go off

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.

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m @_mahay_

5 years ago

ladies we need to band together and use our powers for good!!! so can we pls collectively agree to only send nudies to people who can prove they voted for biden