God @god
I will judge you. I am a parody, just like your god. heaven Joined January 2007-
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How would you guys feel about a new animal that could like take its eyes off and put them back on? Just workshopping.
Wait, guys, maybe we're being too hard on theater kids. Lol jk.
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@god Wait I always answer no and the Catholic Church is the richest institution in the world??
@god "A tithe wouldn't be necessary, but I'd institute one anyway'
@god ..., Children around the globe wouldn't starve anymore.
Everyone needs a little Jesus in them.
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If only I had made reading as pleasurable as masturbation. You all wouldn't be so stupid, and the world would be less crowded.
“I’m prepared to go forward…I’m not a cat”
@god Thinking about converting to this
@god It’s going to be a beautiful day, god! Jealous of Elmo much?