34K Followers 24K FollowingI am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. $69 unblock fee. Meet ups for eating only.
1K Followers 2K FollowingThis is awkward. Sometimes I write. Sometimes I tweet. Sometimes it’s real. Sometimes it’s made up. I retweet quite a bit. I’m awkward. Expect typos.
37K Followers 5K Following• Wild child turned bewildered woman •🎵Been riding broomsticks since she was fifteen • Half a century of this shit • Joe Satriani rocks my world 🎸💖💜💙🏳️🌈
3K Followers 2K FollowingMusic, Art, Humor and Restlessness. Find beauty in the small things. Snickers satisfies. Food Groupie.✌🏻🩷& ☕️ I ignore most DM’s.
4K Followers 3K FollowingIdfk anymore.. too tired to think.
this is twitter. we are all permanent residents or ghosts..
Once upon a when, or some shit.
Go tf outside.
31K Followers 19K FollowingOutspoken liberty guy. Husband/Dad. PhD. Cannabis advocate. Meme maker. Ultrarunner. 2A. FtP. No alcohol since 9/11/19. Light up & be somebody. Live free✌🏻
8K Followers 5K FollowingMild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash. https://t.co/FLKTeHseS3 on the other thing that I don't really use.
3K Followers 2K FollowingI'll poop at your house. Unpopular. Unloveable. Unavailable. Too cheap to verify. There aren't enough characters available to tell everyone on this app to fuc
1.8M Followers 5K FollowingBritish-American journalist. Editor-in-chief and CEO of new media company @zeteo_news. Subscribe here: https://t.co/sEC1ETyGtn
29K Followers 73 FollowingOn Mondays Jon Stewart hosts The Daily Show, but on Thursdays he hosts The Weekly Show. Listen wherever you get your podcasts & watch on YouTube.
8.9M Followers 1K FollowingJon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus. New episodes September 8th!
880K Followers 2K FollowingProfessor of Political Science, Director of Freeman Spogli Institute & Hoover Senior Fellow all at Stanford University. U.S. Ambassador to Russia, 2012-2014.
377K Followers 94 FollowingBest account to cleanse your timeline with positivity, humour and wholesome content | DM for credit or removal | Turn on notifications 🔔
137K Followers 5K FollowingSpacesHo(st) trying to find common ground. Dubbed a “liberal pundit” by Alter Net. Smack Talker. The country is doomed if we don't communicate.
34K Followers 24K FollowingI am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. $69 unblock fee. Meet ups for eating only.
1K Followers 2K FollowingThis is awkward. Sometimes I write. Sometimes I tweet. Sometimes it’s real. Sometimes it’s made up. I retweet quite a bit. I’m awkward. Expect typos.
1K Followers 962 FollowingFilm/TV writer and poet seeking the words. I just want my life to be a Humphrey Bogart film. #film #TV #horror #poetry #wolverine
10K Followers 2K FollowingConversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! See the same tweets and a Great Value Tik Tok at https://t.co/qTJ7keqLhW He/Him BLM