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i used to run a meme page. this is a downgrade. Cape Town Joined January 2017-
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This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up
You've got to hand it to capitalism, convincing everyone that "freedom" meant obeying your boss or starving was a pretty incredible achievement.
i just found out. that not everything is about me. and i’m devastated. to say the least
professor x: what’s your power? me: i’m extremely flexible professor x: [looks at watch] oh shit i have another meeting, can we reschedule? me: no problem
gooooob morning. the human is off to do. whatever they do to provide for us. and i am off. to wiggle around on my back a bit. we both contribute in our own way
professor x: what’s your power? me: i can stimulate the hair growth of anyone around me cyclops: that’s dumb we don’t need- professor x: shut the fuck up scott
I would like to congratulate the matriculating class of 2018 for making it to the finish line. More importantly those who did not make, this is not the end of your journey. There is an African saying “Keep one’s eyes on your destination, not on where you stumbled.” Inde lendlela
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Took a few moments in the park today to remind myself to be grateful to be alive. I recommend it ! Bri
pilot: this is your captain speaking me (very quietly, to myself): this is your passenger listening
Philosophically speaking, everyone's tweets are bad. The only ethical thing to do is for us all to delete our accounts and never speak of this again.
absolutely furious to discover that my favorite chocolate treat contains 0% pork
absolutely furious to discover that my favorite chocolate treat contains 0% pork
Ever notice how C-3PO can make any sound, but still speaks alien dialectics with a British accent? The only explanation is that he was programmed to do this on purpose, to constantly remind the subjugated colonial people of hegemony of imperial rule. In this essay I will
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