Chester Missing @chestermissing
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What is wrong with Helen Zille?! I asked top journalist Rebecca Davis to explain the Madlanga Commission, Zille's abrasive behaviour, and that Helen has a hilarious catchphrase. New REAL PROBLEM with Chester Missing podcast out NOW: youtu.be/sMhmbmz931c?si…
No doubt Helen Zille is celebrating her heritage by spending the day picking fights with black people.
Helen Zille said she's done more to fight apartheid than anyone in Anele's radio studio. Lolz. Anele's studio is all 20-30 year olds. How do pat yourself on the back for being more revolutionary than a foetus?
The idea that u can't self reflect as a white South African, acknowledge the race-connectedness of our inequality, while absolutely eviscerating the ANC, BBBEE, cadre deployment, etc, is a lie, a lie that undermines SA, purely to protect one woman's fragile ego.
Helen Zille told Anele she probably did more to fight apartheid than everyone in Anele's studio. Yes Helen, but racism is like farting. It's judged on a per fart basis. You can't fart and then go "I stopped a lot of farts in the past". And Helen has been farting like crazy.
Helen Zille's lack of ability to understand racism is a major obstacle in fixing S. Africa. Her replies to Anele show a leader who cannot demonstrate humility / self reflect, when doing so would cost her very little and gain her so much. Mica has sandpaper that's less abrasive
You ran around America lying that it's white people having the hardest time in South Africa. That is a textbook example of apartheid denial. So you're literally misrepresenting someone you disagree with in this actual reply. Settle down brother.
You ran around America lying that it's white people having the hardest time in South Africa. That is a textbook example of apartheid denial. So you're literally misrepresenting someone you disagree with in this actual reply. Settle down brother.
Ernst Roets is walking around snitching on people for saying their actual opinions on Charlie Kirk, meanwhile the dude actively denies apartheid's impact, an actual crime against humanity where many many people were murdered, forcibly removed, etc Snitch on yourself jelly bean.
Ramaphosa endorsing the DA's management of municipalities is like KFC telling us that would would make their chicken taste really good is Nandos.
Sitting on his investments. What a load of bull. Cowruption. I'll be here all week.
Sitting on his investments. What a load of bull. Cowruption. I'll be here all week.
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