Sydney Roberts @_sydrob_

catch ya on the flippity flip Massachusetts, USA Joined August 2016

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Sydney Roberts @_sydrob_

2 years ago

nothing gives me more peace than knowing @NoahKahan has probably gone to market basket

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Sok-It @javasok

2 years ago

Happens to the best of us

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Jakob @sagworm

2 years ago

white people dont even say shit like "awesomesauce" anymore they just talk about killing themselves

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samantha @milkygoddess

2 years ago

in the club naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste

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National Park Service @NatlParkService

3 years ago

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

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Sydney Roberts @_sydrob_

3 years ago

i vote charlie swan for sexiest man alive 2023

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Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate

3 years ago

Ned from the Try Guys is banned from Ba Sing Se.

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Kk❁ @carrington_kali

5 years ago

Pee after sex ladies you don’t want an hdmi

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kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas

5 years ago

this one time in 3rd grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her

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zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits

5 years ago

if chrissy teigen wants a cheaper and more satisfying wine i’ve got this vintage amontillado in my cellar—

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lisatomic @lisatomic5

5 years ago

men will literally learn everything about ancient Rome instead of going to therapy

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Sydney Roberts @_sydrob_

5 years ago

Taurus women are incredible and intimidate me so much

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just a reminder when the bible said "man shall not lay with man" it was incorrectly translated from the original Greek passage which read "man shall not lay with boy/child," referring to pedophilia. this is a long, overdue step in the right direction