Court @csimp133

Massachusetts, USA Joined July 2017

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Court @csimp133

6 months ago

Did you know that you shit yourself when you die? One also shits themselves when a new book drops/cover is revealed. Ill shit myself a third time for an ARC/Signed copy #empireofthedawn @misterkristoff

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2 years ago

Dear publishing companies, put your index in the front of the book so I don’t find out halfway through some confusing world building that it didn’t have to be this hard. Sincerely, a stupid reader.

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Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather

2 years ago

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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa

2 years ago

The irony - what humanity looks like 2023! Rescue teams of a tourist submersible carrying 4 millionaire and 1 billionaire went missing during a dive to the wreck of the Titanic, and a rescue teams of a refugee boat carrying 800 poor people looking for a better life for their…

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Court @csimp133

2 years ago

If someone pays me 1 Million dollars, I will take them on an excursion to the center of an active volcano. Our vehicle will only be powered by Xbox Kinect

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2 years ago

Theres a reason its all men on this missing sub, women would never

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

2 years ago

Sad Trump Says He Was Just A Few Document Boxes Away From Building Really Cool Fort buff.ly/3p0b8T6

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2 years ago

No thoughts, just Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

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3 years ago

Loan companies are shady as hell for upping your interest rate and not telling you, so you have an outstanding balance cuz you make weekly automatic payments

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3 years ago

My valentine this year is Sebastian Sallow

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3 years ago

Only severely mentally ill people run facebook meme pages

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3 years ago

There can be a world record for anything, meaning you could hold a world record and have no idea

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3 years ago

For anyone reading: You just lost the game

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eve @mybulIet

3 years ago

kinda weird how queen elizabeth is trying to make today all abt her when there’s literally a my chemical romance concert tonight…

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3 years ago

This summer isn’t a hot girl summer, its a stick season summer.

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4 years ago

Falcoln and the Winter Soldier could have been an email

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5 years ago

I haven’t seen a spider in a while, I definitely just jinxed myself, but thats suspicious

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5 years ago

The fact that I was able to watch vision die 3 times and I recovered is a miracle. But if I have to watch cap’s funeral in the first episode of Falcon and the winter soldier, I wont ever recover