erin @_yeegan

Joined September 2012

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erin @_yeegan

3 years ago

one thing I don’t understand is yogurt makers not mixing the fruit in. “fruit on the bottom!” please just put the fruit everywhere. what are we doing here

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erin @_yeegan

5 years ago

Me when setting my alarm to do a specific thing in the morning: It will take 3 hours. Me when I’m snoozing my alarm for the 20th time: It will take 10 minutes.

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erin @_yeegan

5 years ago

another week of overwatering my plants and underwatering myself

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Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor

5 years ago

I want to remind everyone of something vitally important. We cannot focus so much on the property damage that we forget why people are in the streets.

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Seth Rogen @Sethrogen

5 years ago

Always be more critical of the people upholding the racist system than the ones who are fighting against it.

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Zendaya @Zendaya

9 years ago

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erin @_yeegan

6 years ago

centipedes are so extra...what do y’all need all those legs for

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erin @_yeegan

6 years ago

All this free time has caused me to reflect on forgotten childhood memories like the time I saw a Corbin Bleu interview, and he revealed the secret to his signature afro: combing his hair in the shower and I proceeded to try this, thinking I was really onto something I was not

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erin @_yeegan

6 years ago

ok but children staring blankly at you in public is such a power move what are you gonna stare back at the unsmiling child?? weird af make a silly face at them? what if they cry lol like “omg ma’am, your kid was staring at me and I just thought-“ so you look away like a coward

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erin @_yeegan

6 years ago

have you EVER put a pair of GLOVES in the GLOVE COMPARTMENT of your CAR? Well I did today, and somehow it got me thinking about the purpose of my own existence. In this essay I will-

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erin @_yeegan

6 years ago

most girls can tell which side of the to-go box is the top but honey...😏 I’m not most girls 😔

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erin @_yeegan

6 years ago

me at the store when I realized canned black beans are only 88 cents: 🤠 me at dinner time when I realized I can’t open canned black beans because I don’t own a can-opener: 🤡