snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn
pharmacist. liberal. millennial. she/her. bi. i’m short and so is my temper. 😈 northeast Joined June 2021-
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my inner circle is making money moves and honestly love it for us 🤑
Going from C1 to C3 means your 'dispensary' is going to need a DEA license, and a Pharmacist there and possibly more record-keeping/tracking like Rx's. Which means now costs are going to go up 100x, which means its cheaper to buy on the street. Guess nobody thought of that huh?
Going from C1 to C3 means your 'dispensary' is going to need a DEA license, and a Pharmacist there and possibly more record-keeping/tracking like Rx's. Which means now costs are going to go up 100x, which means its cheaper to buy on the street. Guess nobody thought of that huh?
have avoided having covid for over four years, i go to Florida once and i come back with fucking covid for the first time ever. 🫠 even when i went to DC in the fucking fall i didn’t come back with anything. that’s it, im staying up north 😐
it kills me with each cycle still getting my period and a bunch of negative tests :(
i love my state 💕
i can’t be the only pharmacist that has an obsession with nice staplers and pens
our OV order was marked as delivered at 4. it was NOT. they showed up at 5:30 AFTER I called on them. pretty sure the DEA would love to hear that there were narcotics unaccounted for during the time frame 🤨
happy 5th wedding anniversary to my other half; 13 years together
I’m from New England, of course I drink solely iced coffee
I knew it was coming, but my GOODNESS that was fast.
i have been watercolor painting for three years and yet i have not made any actual art
Honest question. What makes someone good at giving shots? I would say almost 2/3 of my pts are surprised after I give them vaccines and a lot of them come back just for me. Is there something to it? 😂😂
guys i fucking jinxed myself the phone started ringing again right after i just got on the line with a rep
guys i fucking jinxed myself the phone started ringing again right after i just got on the line with a rep
every time i pick up the phone to call an insurance the damn phone rings. i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve dialed and hung up 🙃
Why would people inject drugs if they could just touch them instead
about to start answering the phone like “hi this is pharmacy, we have no generic vyvanse, how can i help you”

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