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A walk with no cars. 15 days of discovery along the A10 road, involving artists, writers & musicians. A Stoke Newington Literary Festival project. Funded by ACE linktr.ee/a10_live A10 - London to Kings Lynn Joined April 2022-
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@hackneycouncil Appreciate that the High St is an unusual situation but someone’s going to get hurt on Tyssen / Bayston Rd with this level of unsupervised chaos. Not to mention huge noise & air pollution.
@hackneycouncil please re route the high st traffic away from small roads .. this is madness & unsafe for residents!
Another day, another HGV causing major issues trying to turn into Tyssen / Bayston. Stuck on a bollard, driver visibility obviously compromised. Someone’s going to get seriously hurt if this isn’t addressed. @metecoban92 @sfajanathomas @hackneycouncil
Wonder how many times the A10 has been completely closed to traffic. Yesterday’s building parapet collapse miraculously hurt no-one but the on-going closure is causing chaos.
Imagine walking into the Telegraph's offices today, knowing you work for the paper that just published that front page. I mean, we all need a wage, but wanking off farm animals would afford more dignity.
Last week questions were asked - and some lies told - about how @Britbeerwriters awards are decided. Here's a detailed explanation of the process how it can't be "fixed." Happy to discuss, but not in relation to specific people/allegations. petebrown.net/2022/11/28/how…
Delighted to be doing some more @a10_live writing & storytelling workshops with @TomHuddleston_ as part of the @StokeySchool Summer School this week. Super-engaged kids imagining the future of the road.
START WRITING FICTION with me!Teaching this online course over 12 weeks with the wonderful @WritersCentre - co-designed with the prestigious @uealdc - starting this September. Only 15 places! More info on how to sign up here: nationalcentreforwriting.org.uk/start-writing-…
The end of my second year as the @FirstStory writer-in-residence at @HaringeyLP, Commerce House and look at this beautiful book the students have produced. Can’t wait to officially launch ‘A Kind of Surprise’ later this afternoon in N22! 🌟
See if you can spot the Joyce reference in our film today #Bloomsday2022 #theWake
"a way, a lone, a lost, a last..." Day 15 #a10live with Juliet Jacques @zinovievletter, the final day of this incredible journey along the A10 from London to Kings Lynn @StokeyLitFest @ace__london SOUND UP!
Day 14 #a10live was a cycle down the river with Jon Day, from Littleport to Downham Market, man and bike as one + Go Pro @StokeyLitFest
Tomorrow at 5-630pm, programmed by @MillenniumLib, I'm running a free Pride themed Zoom writing workshop for 12-16 year olds Workshop details and booking details on the image below Please share with anyone who might be interested Thanks campers x
Father’s Day this Sunday 👀 ‘Stirring ... bold and powerful.’ Observer (Book of the Day) 'A gripping, thought-provoking and important read.' Daily Mail 'Fantastic.' Candice Carty-Williams ‘The football novel is back.’ ― The Times linktr.ee/ahicksonlovence
Also another UEA alum, Mona Arshi @arshi_mona - a10-live.co.uk/day-ten.html
Also another UEA alum, Mona Arshi @arshi_mona - a10-live.co.uk/day-ten.html
On the old front page of the #A10live website, this lovely film with @jamesliammcd - have a look...@a10_live ... a10-live.co.uk/index.html
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Devastated...just gutted for him
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The long awaited addressing of the elephant in the room, and it’s every bit as fascinating and illuminating as you would expect.
Iraq 20 years on from the invasion - the first of two @RestIsPolitics episodes @RoryStewartUK and I recorded yesterday, one focusing mainly on the build-up, the second on the aftermath. alastaircampbell.org
Maggie Wilken, who lived through an unfathomable amount of adversity, has accepted a position with Child Protective Services. I’ve not met anyone better suited to truly HEARING children. A victorious start to the New Year. Congratulations, dear Maggie 🪐
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I'm writing a piece about Madri for the Sunday Times! The most successful beer launch in history. Anyone in the trade got any stories they want to share? What does Madri mean for you?
Did my first 5k run today. Celebrating by sitting under a blanket eating chips
@SamanthaHorley @DebbieBMoon The galling thing is that piece is written by a woman. Those poor men, suffering the indignity of being secondary figures to a strong female lead. The upshot is each and every one of them has done nothing but praise Sarah Lancashire, said how much they’ve loved working on HV.
Oh fuck the fuck off. How often have we had to suck up watching women being nagging wives, hookers or dead hookers?
@pauldmorgan @MPSHackney @hackneycouncil For a start they should suspend the bus gate in church st.. doesn’t look like it has been.
@cbrookmyre Itching now to see what's angered you but also keen not to give that paper a web hit. . .
Imagine walking into the Telegraph's offices today, knowing you work for the paper that just published that front page. I mean, we all need a wage, but wanking off farm animals would afford more dignity.
If anybody ever tries to defend @Telegraph’s right to be called a serious newspaper… just show them this actual front page. I had to double check to make sure it wasn’t cut-&-paste from @TheOnion