Danger Pool Is Closed @a_coffeemug
the only way to get through this is to make jokes about it. website.com she/her Joined September 2012-
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Tampa Bay Rays Skateboarding Ray You Have to Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. They’ll Kill You
Tampa Bay Rays Skateboarding Ray You Have to Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. They’ll Kill You
i’m so tired of costume designers and color graders for period pieces making it look like the only dyes medieval people had access to were mud and dirt
“Wallah” instead of “voilà” is my favorite malapropism. It kills me every time Whisk it a few times and REALLY, I SWEAR TO GOD
the sewing machines on Drag Race:
Ottoman dental book showing a tooth infection
What did I tell you
What did I tell you https://t.co/ct989to0tt
So true.
what's funny about being bisexual too is it gives you dialogue options where you hit on people and they're like "thank you but i am not interested. here are various resources for free"
what's funny about being bisexual too is it gives you dialogue options where you hit on people and they're like "thank you but i am not interested. here are various resources for free"
Babe pleassseeee wear the snail boots tonight
"go piss girl" "pissing all by yourself, handsome?" these are the two genders. anything else is a mental illness
what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes
what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes
All my furniture is secondhand this is gonna change my whole vibe
All my furniture is secondhand this is gonna change my whole vibe
Excavator operator u have to stop. Your spirits too playful. Joy too harmless. Your wonders too childlike. They’ll kill u excavator operator!!!
Excavator operator u have to stop. Your spirits too playful. Joy too harmless. Your wonders too childlike. They’ll kill u excavator operator!!!
I think about this every now and then
I think about this every now and then https://t.co/9TQYWXAWus
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GOD: okay everyone gets one thing from this bag of traits ELEPHANT: i shall take a long nose GOD: how fun BUTTERFLY: i shall have beautiful wings GOD: oho yes very charming MOSQUITO: i shall be a heinous little bitch GOD: you know what this is my fault i did put that in the bag
respectfully i do not 1. it looks a lot like hard work and i dont believe in work 2. some things should stay between me, the devil, and whoever I happen to have in some kind of weird medieval torture device that day
much of last nights D&D spent deciding if a bard falling 500ft/round could 'dimension door' back up if the fall origin point was blocked by antimagic so our professor pulls out a diagram, someone asks if momentum is conserved and I leave to consult the council of dungeon masters-
My goat
I think about things like this when people want to apply AI to critical tasks without testing or human intervention. And you should, too.
bf’s twin brothers are beefing in their gc about the right way to make gravy….i’m about to abuse tf out of this image like i’m fr crying
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tampa Bay Rays Skateboarding Ray You Have to Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. They’ll Kill You
This might be the greatest logo ever I’m begging for them to release an alternate hat with it lmao
"you couldn't make seinfeld today" except i see perfectly crafted seinfeld bits on tumblr all the fuckin time
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
I been screaming from the rooftops about Sam smith….are y’all ready to walk with me ?
For all my marble loving artists friends
Is someone trying to trap me?
Hatsune Miku coming to Magic: The Gathering for its next Secret Lair collaboration, preorders begin May 13th ign.com/articles/hatsu…
I’m not much of a live laugh love person so long term nuclear waste warning messages it is
hey remember when disney set up their final 2D animated film for failure by releasing it the same day as the deathly hallows part 2 with absolutely no advertising and then used the poor box office numbers as an excuse to shut down the hand drawn animation department forever
What a timeless sequence from Tarzan (1999), animated by the great Glen Keane.
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