luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

Mom. Malkavian. Lover of science, books, games, comics, anime, cosplay, FOB, Panic!, sci-fi esp Dr Who! Medical laboratory Scientist by day-ish. Florida, USA Joined October 2013

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

It’s an ongoing joke in my family that i like to sleep just barely below the surface of consciousness 😂 nobody sneaks up on me 🥷

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

Two weeks ago my dad was bloated and his diabetes was being wonky. Today he has borderline resectable stage 3 pancreatic cancer and that’s just about all the shit I can take for 2020.

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

I can confidently tell you that my abundance of time in philly is most definitely why I don’t flinch when a car backfires... or a gun goes off 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

#PS4share

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

Seeing a pretty sharp uptick in positive tests in the lab I work in this week @DrewOnTheRadio

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devon sawa @DevonESawa

5 years ago

Hey @realDonaldTrump

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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

5 years ago

Stay calm everyone. Trump’s gonna produce evidence that he won Pennsylvania as soon as it’s no longer under IRS audit

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Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch

5 years ago

Ain't listenin' bitch.

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

It’s always good to have a plan

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God @TheTweetOfGod

5 years ago

I'm very curious to find out if I exist.

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

Teeth brushed, face moisturized, pjs on, lotion on, hair up, bat under the bed. #Election2020

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

Go fuck yourself 2020

Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals

5 years ago

Go fuck yourself 2020

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luna-ticking-timebomb @addlesaurusrex

5 years ago

Update on my @PhoneSoap experiment, it works. 9/10. I’d say worth the money.

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"After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time."