Brian 🚨 @advancedbrian
Generalist. Chicago, IL Joined March 2012-
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You can do everything right and the dishwasher will still smell like vomit sometimes. That’s life.
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I’m routinely calling the priests at my job “Playa” and they don’t mind at all. In fact, one of them loves it.
Meeting with landscapers feels like an extremely white activity
Sometimes if you’re having an off day you gotta order yourself an iPad Pro with all the fixin’s
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that you can do everything correctly and live a good life and then have it ended completely because some idiot is watching Instagram reels on his phone while driving - it really makes you slow down and appreciate the power of shortform video
Hotel bellman asks the photon if he has any bags, the photon says “nope, I’m traveling light”
I’m doing something so sick and twisted with all of y’all’s strava data
If I learned that my parents got my name from a baby names book I’m airing that bitch out
We’ve managed to make ‘gathering supplies’ the dullest most mundane activity ever. It should be fun, risky and exciting.
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A proud Nick watching off to the side in the tree-line as a force ghost
A proud Nick watching off to the side in the tree-line as a force ghost
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