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Also? There's a LOT of conversation about the legality of protesting that conflates the law and morality. And either you're smart and being intellectually dishonest, or you're dumb and should sit these discussions out. At no point in history have laws equaled morality.
Reporting is when you just retweet the cops
Next week, Columbia University, which has banned reporters from its campus, is scheduled to announce this year’s winners of one of the most prestigious prizes in journalism.
we are supposed to believe that the young people working to end mass slaughter are the threat and that the riot squads sent in to brutalize them are the peacekeepers
This seems like the wrong response to what’s happening there.
This seems like the wrong response to what’s happening there.
Kendrick Lamar & Megan thee Stallion dragging Ms. Aubrey & giving us the best diss tracks of 2024🤗😁>>>> as a Drake hater I truly feel a HISS-terical feeling of EUPHORIA😂🤭
I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress, I hate the way that you sneak diss
You know, I would love to ask some questions about a potential education journey at Columbia
Lakers Love is Blind 🤝 no ring for AD
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It’s totally normal for one team to get 3x as many free throws as the other. 2x MVP gets fouled 3 different ways on the same shot and it gets overturned, not a single trip to the line. The @NBAOfficial has looked into it and determined they did nothing wrong.
It’s totally normal for one team to get 3x as many free throws as the other. 2x MVP gets fouled 3 different ways on the same shot and it gets overturned, not a single trip to the line. The @NBAOfficial has looked into it and determined they did nothing wrong.
Michael Malone with tongue firmly in cheek" "Nikola was 0-for-0 from the foul line. He didn't miss a single free throw tonight."
Do the Lakers know they aren’t a football team?
Don’t go limp. They tack on more charges and it doesn’t bother the cops at all. In fact when they all get back together they laugh and tell stories of the ones “who went limp like a kid or cried like a baby or screamed like a tantrum.” If you are getting arrested, and you want…
Don’t go limp. They tack on more charges and it doesn’t bother the cops at all. In fact when they all get back together they laugh and tell stories of the ones “who went limp like a kid or cried like a baby or screamed like a tantrum.” If you are getting arrested, and you want…
What an ignorant asshole. This started years ago when Jerry got angry that his “gay French King” impression got a lukewarm response. I look forward to his “what’s up with canceling?” chunk.
Fixed it
Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine. https://t.co/l9Ldq0lk1H
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Also? There's a LOT of conversation about the legality of protesting that conflates the law and morality. And either you're smart and being intellectually dishonest, or you're dumb and should sit these discussions out. At no point in history have laws equaled morality.
well. it's been fun having universities i guess
House Republicans launch investigation into federal funding for universities amid campus protests apnews.com/article/congre…
Short thread: I feel like many if not most university presidents would kill any one of us if they thought it would make graduation happen on time and normally. No graduation will be normal but here’s the thing: that won’t keep them from pretending it, bc they’ve been wanting us
The notion that commencements at any of these institutions are going to look remotely "normal" after tonight is utterly deranged. This of course is exactly what every admin dreads: an uncontrolled spectacle in full view of parents and donors. Now it's pretty much guaranteed.
9. Oppose Antisemitism Loudly The #1 weapon of admin is to slander protests as antisemitic. As seen at Northeastern, they will lie shamelessly. Immediate, loud, and proactive rejection of antisemitism is a crucial defense in the fight for public opinion.
8. Slogans Matter The student movement has many great slogans and some poor ones. Slogans like “Oink Oink Piggy Piggy” etc. take attention from the clear demands of the students and the plight of the ongoing genocide in Gaza. Slogans are a weapon in our media war. Pick wisely.
7. We Keep Us Safe Anyone risking arrest, or in the proximity of those risking arrest, is in moderate danger of injury or worse. We can only rely on ourselves - our street medics, jail support, live-streamers, scouts, etc to protect us and hold police accountable.
5. Arm in Arm, Toe to Toe Standing arm-in-arm is the basic tactical formation at this stage. It unites the most willing in a bond of collective physical resistance and steels their resolve. It is used to encircle the camp or temporarily hold strategic positions.
4. Expect the Unexpected At both NU and Emerson the police built up a large presence off site before arriving en mass. It is necessary to have 24/7 scouting for cops, including by car/bike to patrol potential staging areas and police buildings further from the camp.
3. Make It Beautiful We are building the world we wish to see. Painting banners, chalking, sharing food, singing, organizing dances, etc are all great ways to build unity and pass the hours. It is also important to have messaging and demands visible for when the news comes.
I was at both the Emerson and Northeastern encampments when they were raided by police. I also wrote a book on the Russian student movement. Here are 12 lessons I think we can draw so far from the student uprising🧵
I have covered tons of protests over the years and the cop response to Columbia University tonight was more than I’ve ever seen. It felt like they were using these student protestors as an excuse to play with their military toys.
I am outraged by the level of police presence called upon nonviolent student protestors on Columbia and CCNY’s campuses. As an educator who has first hand experience with the over-policing of our schools, this is personal to me.
i just got nightsitcked at CCNY but i guess i was asking for it in the sense that i was on a public sidewalk exercising my first amendment rights
you shouldn't be allowed to own a gun if you have to use a font that large.
cop texting they thought they shot someone (thought this one deserved its own post)
Respect to Maxey…but damn…I’m clearly getting too old for this shit…
@AliBaumanTV @CBSNewYork Hey Ali, why’d you delete this tweet?
@AliBaumanTV @CBSNewYork How many reporters does CBS have on the scene? Oh, right… none… the only actual journalists there are the WKCR student journalists and students and faculty in Pulitzer Hall being threatened with arrest by the SRG counter-terrorism unit. You should be ashamed
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